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Old 06-27-2010, 10:45 AM   #47
Marcus Bales
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The Roger Ebert Award, along with a signed copy of I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie goes to xfox for:

notanxervitis -the instant empathetic wince that occurs uncontrollably at the sight of another person getting hurt.

The title 'Return from Hell and Back' should have been a clue, even though Sandy knew it was just a movie, notanxervitis hit and she pondered, why did I pay to see this crap?

The Saturday Morning Cartoons Award, along with a pair of printed lips on a cardboard smile on a popsicle stick for making his dialog more um, realistic, goes to funkytuba for:

tensasymph -The instant empathetic wince that occurs uncontrollably at the sight of another person getting hurt.

Youtube's early days were based almost solely on evoking a tensasymph in the viewer in the expectation that they'd come back again for a similar experience. Then lolcats were invented and it went to crap

The Poor Relation Award, together with a copy of the collected works of Jane Austen, goes to YsaPur EsChomuw for:

copang - The instant empathetic wince that occurs uncontrollably at the sight of another person getting hurt.

A wave of copang swept over Ysobel when she learned her brother had bought yet another flashy sports car in the vain hope of impressing his ex-girlfriend.

The Wouldn't It Really Kill The Thread To Award First Prize To Someone No Longer Posting Award, along with all five seasons of "Friday Night Lights", and The Coveted Second Place Award so that Brynn can't just let the thread go, goes to Master Jedi, for:

cardybeez (Car- Dee - Bees) - The instant empathetic wince that occurs uncontrollably at the sight of another person getting hurt. also. Shortened to Cardy.

As Dave watched the people from Jackass maul themselves he cardied they seemed to break hundreds of bones.

The First Place Award and The Alliteration Award, along with a bag of Marcus's Patented Contemptuous Sneers for her to use when she runs out of Snide And Snarky Remarks, go to Brynn for:

vicaricringe - the instant empathetic wince that occurs uncontrollably at the sight of another person getting hurt.

The fascinated infomercial audience watched the perky spokesmodel struggle to demonstrate how the Deluxe Kitty Toilette worked on the feisty tabby she was stroking, but an intense vicaricringe rippled through the crowd as they witnessed the agitated cat suddenly sink both paws into her face and refuse to let go.

Take it away Brynn!
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