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Old 11-11-2004, 08:18 PM   #2
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Kirk: No, Scotty. I've known Spock a long time and he doesn't swing that way. He is in danger of exploding, though, so get him down to the Transporter Room ASAP!

Scott: Aye, Captain! Doo ya think yae could help me reach tha buttons on tha elevator?

Kirk: Mr. Sulu, accompany Scott to the Transporter Room! And push those buttons!

Sulu: Right away, Captain! I think you should be made aware, Captain, that Mr. Spock has now swollen to a size much too large to fit into the elevator.

Kirk: Scotty, can we beam him directly into a safe place from the Bridge?

Scott: I canna answer that, Captain, he's swollen so big I canna get aroond him!

Kirk: Red Alert! All hands prepare for catastrophic internal explosion.

(to be continued)
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