Kirk: Scotty, I want a level one ccontainment field around Spock now.
Mr. Scott: I canna do it in less then an 'ouoor cap'n.
Kirk: I said NOW Scotty.
Mr. Scot: Aye cap'n, I canna get to enginering, but Iya'll see what I canna dooo from the engineering station here on the bridge.
Kirk: Divert energy from engines and weapons to Sturctural Integrity.
Ensign Rand: Ay ay Captain.
Kirk: On second thought, Rand, I want your uniform top off and get your jugs over there and help Uhuru distract Spock.
Rand: Yes Captain, any thing for you sir, Anything *wink*...*Zipppp*.
Kirk: Sulu, you divert energy to structural integrity...and divert energy from life support as well.
Sulu: Life support Captain?!
Kirk: If the ship blows apart life support will be the least of our troubles....divert energy from your damn watch batteries if you have to.
Sulu: Can't I help Ensign Rand take off her...err...nevermind. Diverting energy Captain.
Mr. Checkov: (in an aside to Sulu) Do you thvink ve're goona mek it out oov this fix Sulu?
Sulu: The Captain has gotten us out of tighter spots than this Pavel...don't worry....we'll make it. *Sulu works on energy panel instinctively while checking out Rand's jugs*
Kirk: I said divert energy, not your attention Mr. Sulu.
Sulu: Ay ay captain, mumble mumble he's certainly checking out Rand's mumble mumble.
Checkov: heh heh heh. (in an aside to Sulu) Rand does haas nice hootervs.
Dr. McCoy: My God Jim, Spock's green blooded Vulcan torpedo has swelled to fill the whole damn corridor. Scotty, Uhuru, Rand and I are trapped...And might I say, Helloooo Ensign Rand, so nice to See your jugs...How would you like to play "country doctor"...you look like you could use a check up my de....
Scotty: I canna get to the engineering station to wurk on that coontainmen feel' Cap'n.
Kirk: OMG, what are we going to do??? Someone save us. Ayiiieeeeee.
Sulu: Uh oh Pavel, hold your breath, this could get ugly.
Chekov: I doon't vant to die!!! Not dis vay!!!
Mr Spock: Unnnh...Unnnnnhhh...UNNNNNNHHHH....
(to be continued)