Yeah, I have to say Smarty, you always deliver! That was pretty funny.
"I think the place could really pack in the crowds if they would add a little more excitement to the place. Show an adulterer getting stoned to death by a crazed crowd. Have a Lotís Wife salt water taffy stand. Get a zombie Lazarus running amok and trying to eat tourist brains. The possibilities are endless."
I love the taffy stand idea
Nothing like making a quick buck in the name of Jesus.
'Scuse me while I go celebrate the joy of the season...