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Old 08-24-2009, 03:31 AM   #270
Marcus Bales
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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If your new cell phone is a touch-sensitive abomination that beeps incessantly whenever you put it in your pocket from screen contact with your body heat as it tries to check email or take a photo or change the baby's diaper, just chuck it against the nearest wall and return the pieces COD -- they'll understand, and send you a phone that does nothing but MAKE FREAKING PHONE CALLS.
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