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Old 02-19-2007, 04:46 PM   #2131
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What the matter Cleofus?

...like Brill Cream, baby!
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:09 PM   #2132
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Is it sexy?

No, really, you shouldn't have. Seriously. I really really mean it.
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Old 02-26-2007, 06:51 AM   #2133
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Hey I got your portrait tattooed on my inner thigh, you like it?


The worst thing since unsliced bread.
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:30 PM   #2134
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How was the Beverage-and-Topping-Free Cracker-Eating Festival?

I know, but you know how the Russians are.
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:08 AM   #2135
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But I had 12 bottles of vodka an hour ago, where did they go?

I had to, my tax man made me do it!
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:52 AM   #2136
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Why did you get both feet amputated?

It's taking longer than I thought.
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Old 03-01-2007, 11:14 AM   #2137
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How are your patience training seminars going?

Business as usual.
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Old 03-01-2007, 02:28 PM   #2138
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What is ripping our society apart?


Hot water.
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:41 PM   #2139
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What eventually killed the frog in the pot?

The scissors were very very dull.
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:53 AM   #2140
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Do you know what my son said when I caught him attemping to get out the chain saw?


But, sir this is the most superb specimen you will find any where!!
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:18 PM   #2141
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What did you say to the lab technician after he looked at you funny for trying to sell him your stool sample?

Right there. In your nose.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:55 PM   #2142
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Do you remember where I left my wallet?

A little bit of caulk and we'll be good to go!
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Old 03-05-2007, 10:27 PM   #2143
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What phrase made you smile most in the latest email from your bad spelling girlfriend?

A banana boat.
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Old 03-05-2007, 10:53 PM   #2144
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What's the next step up from a cranberry canoe?



It was wind assisted.
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Old 03-06-2007, 12:21 AM   #2145
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How did the bean barge cross the ocean?

Not in an elevator.
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