02-19-2007, 04:46 PM
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What the matter Cleofus?
...like Brill Cream, baby! |
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02-19-2007, 06:09 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Is it sexy?
No, really, you shouldn't have. Seriously. I really really mean it.
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02-26-2007, 06:51 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Hey I got your portrait tattooed on my inner thigh, you like it?
The worst thing since unsliced bread. |
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02-27-2007, 08:30 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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How was the Beverage-and-Topping-Free Cracker-Eating Festival?
I know, but you know how the Russians are.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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03-01-2007, 01:08 AM
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Pigmy person...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Memphissippi
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But I had 12 bottles of vodka an hour ago, where did they go?
I had to, my tax man made me do it!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. |
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03-01-2007, 01:52 AM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Why did you get both feet amputated?
It's taking longer than I thought. |
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03-01-2007, 11:14 AM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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How are your patience training seminars going?
Business as usual. |
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03-01-2007, 02:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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What is ripping our society apart?
Hot water. |
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03-01-2007, 08:41 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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What eventually killed the frog in the pot?
The scissors were very very dull.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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03-02-2007, 12:53 AM
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Pigmy person...
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Memphissippi
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Do you know what my son said when I caught him attemping to get out the chain saw?
But, sir this is the most superb specimen you will find any where!!
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. |
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03-05-2007, 04:18 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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What did you say to the lab technician after he looked at you funny for trying to sell him your stool sample?
Right there. In your nose.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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03-05-2007, 04:55 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
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Do you remember where I left my wallet?
A little bit of caulk and we'll be good to go!
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Time is essential because without it everything would happen all at once. |
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03-05-2007, 10:27 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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What phrase made you smile most in the latest email from your bad spelling girlfriend?
A banana boat. |
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03-05-2007, 10:53 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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What's the next step up from a cranberry canoe?
It was wind assisted. |
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03-06-2007, 12:21 AM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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How did the bean barge cross the ocean?
Not in an elevator. |
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