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Old 12-19-2002, 07:43 PM   #16
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Okay, truce.......but you nearly fell into the web there girl.....


mmmmm......... 6'1 fully rigged demanding woman....mmmmmm......


Oops I'm thinking out loud again....dammit.


Somebody else answer the questions before things get messy...
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Old 12-19-2002, 07:47 PM   #17
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Old 12-19-2002, 08:34 PM   #18
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Here goes:

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
Since you asked...I think it depends on the man, so I'd have to say, either my, self-confidence, or my passionate, out-going, & enthusiastic personality, or my smile, or my sense of humor, or my I.Q. (139), or my big beautiful blue eyes, or my narrow waist, my big boobs & my big ass...


2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

The local woman's shelter here in my town

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

I have many people I admire, the first one that came to mind was Harlan Ellison (H.E. is God) I think he's brilliant, talented, sharp, witty, outspoken, caring, idealistic, & courageous..just to mention a few qualities I've noticed about him. Also, as he says about himself, "I'm only 5' 5" but I'm amazingly tall when I'm standing on my charisma"

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

Yes. I attended a number of different colleges and other schools. For two, I majored in cinematography at SFCC, and I went to Arrowmont, in Gatlinburg and took Textile Arts courses.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

It depends on the kid. I have one son (I like him a whole lot)

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

??? (give me a truck and THAT will be my best Xmas gift ever) (heh)

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

I am very very very poor. I have always been very, very, very poor. "Finances" are for rich people to worry about.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

No

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

A pretty good speller, and they're witty, and brave, and kind. And very attractive.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

Brains, of course. If you're smart, you can improve your appearance if you work at it, no matter how you start out looking. It's my brains that give me confidence in myself anyway

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

Yes, I have lots of candles. I don't know how many, but I like them quite a lot.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

Hi. My name's Diana; and I'm an alcoholic. (I'll have exactly eight years of sobriety on Xmas Eve Day, 2002)

But, to play along, if I had to choose, I'd pick Beale Blue, because we've posted back & forth to each other a bit, and I suspect we'd probably have some common interests which we'd be chatting about, like maybe making plans to meet in Memphis to listen to the music on Beale Street together.
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Old 12-19-2002, 09:59 PM   #19
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1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
My hair, it's always my freakin' hair *sigh*.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
I'd donate it to a local battered women's shelter.

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
Can think of anyone of the top of my head. Maybe I'll edit later.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
I went to art school and I took a microwave with me.

5. Do you like kids? Not really. Do you have any? Yes, kinda, I'm a birth mother. Do you want any? No.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
Presents aren't really a big deal for me.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
I'm good with finances.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Pick up the phone and order Honeybaked ham.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
She's a Leo babeee so must be great.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
I choose brains beause what more would you need?

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
I love candles. I buy tealight candles from IKEA in the 100 pack, I have them all over my house. I have no idea how many I have.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
If I'm drunk I probably don't know who it is and all I want to have a good time and not throw up.
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Old 12-20-2002, 06:03 AM   #20
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1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
i have a weird face

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
cancer foundation

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
my parents.. for raising me.. i was really bad as a kid.. and worse in my puberty..

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
psychology. didn't like it though.. no degree or something

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
no, no, i'll think about it in 10 years

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
medieval harness

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
i spend money before i have it..

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
keywords: tagliatelle, salmon, broccoli, tomatoes, cheese sauce, parmesan cheese, those little bread things that you have to bake in the oven, white wine

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
red's really nice, good taste for vacation destinations!

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
confidence.. i have no trouble with my brains, and with confidence one doesn't need looks..

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
i don't have a lot of candles.. no scented candles anyway, they make me sneeze! lol

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
i'd be with red in a dutch coffee house smoking pot
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Old 12-20-2002, 10:48 AM   #21
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Originally posted by Frieda
1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

=-)-[B--=

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

Certianly cancer, or a related unpreventable disease

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

I admire a LOT of people.. for different reasons.. who inspire me in different ways.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

Lebanon Valley College of Pennsylvania is in the house. Me Music Major!

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

It was my promise to the world not to breed.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

I had a star named after me!

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

I *was* good. But these outragous bills are killing me!:'(

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

Sugar free cheesecake:
1.5 packs of cream cheese
8 oz. whipping cream
5 packets of equal
5 packets of s&l
& whatever @#*% you wanna put in there!


9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

Frieda is very pretty! And I'm sure she smells very good!

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

Confidence. I wouldn't need anything else.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

Yes, because sometimes my cats are stinky! I have 92,385.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
Beale and.. well.. you know (just kidding, I'd be in bed with all of you!! [again, only kidding])
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Old 12-20-2002, 11:14 AM   #22
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hi all, am semi new to this board, but found questions highly interesting, so here decided to leave lurkdom behind and reply...

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
probably eyebrows, eyes and then boobs (in that order)

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
considering I am a wanton smoker of about 2 packs a day - I'd say Cancer research

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
anybody who's over 70, still has hair, isn't insane or psychotic and can still tell a joke

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
Art and German, Graphic Design courses and several other non-degree courses

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
Sort of like them, as long as i can give them back at the end of the day, No and maybe

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
a friend whisked me off to Paris for a long weekend as a surprise gift a day after Christmas

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
completely and utterly useless.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
mmm, that's a difficult one, don't cook.... would a G&T be ok?

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
mmm they're funny and post a lot???!?

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
could I possibly cheat and have a little of all three... think that would be the perfect combination

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
love candles, but don't own any smelly ones, plus have had so many near misses of burning the house down that I don't light them anymore.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
I'd have to say that if I was drunk anything could be happening, but don't know who'd I take along for the ride.
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Old 12-20-2002, 03:32 PM   #23
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well i'll officially say welcome ella, and after a little while, you'll know who you'd want to get drunk with..... keep hanging out with us
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Old 12-20-2002, 03:34 PM   #24
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beale has become the official 'zemonky welcome wagon.

and that's a good thing.
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Old 12-20-2002, 04:10 PM   #25
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Frieda you are too cool. Next time I make my way to The Netherlands I will meet ya at a coffeeshop where I can go on and on about how great the Dutch are! I've never met so many tech savvy people per capita and the hospitality is like none I've seen anywhere else.
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Old 12-20-2002, 04:52 PM   #26
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Beale you are a slime......give the poor girl a chance to spread her wings, and find her feet first, before your simpering "welcome, I'm Beale and I want to lick your boots".

I expect NYC not to take your unfaithfulness lightly either....
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Old 12-20-2002, 04:54 PM   #27
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your alcohol intake must be lacking dinz--- perhaps you need to spike your drink more since it is the holidays?
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Old 12-20-2002, 04:55 PM   #28
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Better to spike my drink, than have NYC's spiked boots on my neather regions.

"I'll have a large on please, Barkeep...and a little less onion in this one..."
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Old 12-20-2002, 05:02 PM   #29
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dinz, what you wouldn't trade to have nyc spike your nether region....
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Old 12-20-2002, 05:07 PM   #30
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Is it as good as it sounds ?

How is Milady's hangover going ? Are you and Deev easing her pain?
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