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Audreyvgs · 09-22-2006, 12:40 AM

It's sweet when you can't see the crap
you step around, rather than snap
Life's peaceful again
you write some and then

jasmina · 09-22-2006, 12:43 AM

It's sweet when you can't see the crap
you step around, rather than snap
Life's peaceful again
you write some and then
Someone tells you to 'please, mind the gap'

jasmina · 09-22-2006, 12:48 AM

There once was a guy called Hosea,

ambo · 09-22-2006, 12:57 AM

There once was a guy called Hosea,
Who got his gold hair from Medea

catbelly · 09-22-2006, 01:43 AM

There once was a guy called Hosea,
Who got his gold hair from Medea
He'd attached it with glue

jasmina · 09-22-2006, 01:54 AM

There once was a guy called Hosea,
Who got his gold hair from Medea
He'd attached it with glue
and before his friends knew,

LeahDear · 09-22-2006, 10:26 AM

There once was a guy called Hosea,
Who got his gold hair from Medea
He'd attached it with glue
and before his friends knew,
it had faded and turned rather grey

Marcus Bales · 09-22-2006, 04:22 PM

This valley, a long time ago,

Avalon · 09-22-2006, 04:31 PM

There once was man with a beard

Audreyvgs · 09-22-2006, 05:21 PM

There once was man with a beard
cause under, were things to be feared

Gilly · 09-22-2006, 05:39 PM

There once was a man with a beard
cause under, were things to be feared
It held lots of crumbs

Zatoichi · 09-22-2006, 06:31 PM

This valley, a long time ago,
Was glacial and ridden with snow

Gilly · 09-22-2006, 06:41 PM

This valley, a long time ago,
Was glacial and ridden with snow
I slipped on my skiis

Avalon · 09-22-2006, 06:53 PM

There once was a man with a beard
cause under, were things to be feared
It held lots of crumbs
and pits from some plums

Gilly · 09-22-2006, 07:44 PM

There once was a man with a beard
cause under, were things to be feared
It held lots of crumbs
and pits from some plums
Along with evil lips that sneared

09-22-2006, 12:57 AM	#64
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	There once was a guy called Hosea, Who got his gold hair from Medea __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

09-22-2006, 10:26 AM	#67
LeahDear monkey Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,538	There once was a guy called Hosea, Who got his gold hair from Medea He'd attached it with glue and before his friends knew, it had faded and turned rather grey __________________ I blame that Welsh tart!

09-22-2006, 04:22 PM	#68
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	This valley, a long time ago, __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

09-22-2006, 04:31 PM	#69
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	There once was man with a beard __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

09-22-2006, 06:53 PM	#74
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	There once was a man with a beard cause under, were things to be feared It held lots of crumbs and pits from some plums __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

09-22-2006, 12:40 AM	#61
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	It's sweet when you can't see the crap you step around, rather than snap Life's peaceful again you write some and then

09-22-2006, 12:43 AM	#62
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	It's sweet when you can't see the crap you step around, rather than snap Life's peaceful again you write some and then Someone tells you to 'please, mind the gap'

09-22-2006, 12:48 AM	#63
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	There once was a guy called Hosea,

09-22-2006, 01:43 AM	#65
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	There once was a guy called Hosea, Who got his gold hair from Medea He'd attached it with glue

09-22-2006, 01:54 AM	#66
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	There once was a guy called Hosea, Who got his gold hair from Medea He'd attached it with glue and before his friends knew,

09-22-2006, 05:21 PM	#70
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	There once was man with a beard cause under, were things to be feared

09-22-2006, 05:39 PM	#71
Gilly Starry Eyed Suprise Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: somewhere quietly judging you Posts: 6	There once was a man with a beard cause under, were things to be feared It held lots of crumbs

09-22-2006, 06:31 PM	#72
Zatoichi monkey Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 401	This valley, a long time ago, Was glacial and ridden with snow

09-22-2006, 06:41 PM	#73
Gilly Starry Eyed Suprise Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: somewhere quietly judging you Posts: 6	This valley, a long time ago, Was glacial and ridden with snow I slipped on my skiis

09-22-2006, 07:44 PM	#75
Gilly Starry Eyed Suprise Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: somewhere quietly judging you Posts: 6	There once was a man with a beard cause under, were things to be feared It held lots of crumbs and pits from some plums Along with evil lips that sneared

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