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Old 10-28-2008, 08:17 PM   #271
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in hell, the people who set their ringtones to the highest volume are those most likely to be nowhere to be found when their phone actually rings.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:56 AM   #272
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in hell we love burnt toast

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Old 11-01-2008, 03:18 AM   #273
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In hell, your republican dentist notes your likeness to Sarah Palin.
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Old 11-01-2008, 08:26 PM   #274
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in hell, tapanuli only comes by once every six months...
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Old 11-02-2008, 07:43 AM   #275
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in hell, you always forget to buy toilet paper.
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Old 11-07-2008, 06:40 AM   #276
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in hell, Frieda only reminds you that you forgot to buy toilet paper when it's 3 in the morning and you're lying in bed and it's too late to go out to the shops to buy more.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:39 PM   #277
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In hell the toilet dispenser is always full, but the cardboard center of the roll is always deformed and jammed so tight that you can't get tp out of the dispenser...thus everyone wipes their arse with sanitary seat covers AKA "ass gaskets".
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Old 11-08-2008, 09:15 AM   #278
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in hell, your hair gets so charged by static electricity from the cold weather that it stands up straight and when you try and model it with your hands it gets even worse.
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:28 PM   #279
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:40 PM   #280
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in hell, telemarketers walk around freely as honored citizens, happy, with dialing fingers and tongues intact.
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:48 PM   #281
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in hell, you're different.
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Old 11-14-2008, 05:43 PM   #282
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In hell, the elevator always gets stuck between floors and traps you in the company of people you would otherwise take great pains to avoid.
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:08 PM   #283
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in hell, you're always working at someone else's desk and unable to adjust the height of your chair.
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Old 11-20-2008, 01:05 AM   #284
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in hell, there is no SUHT UP man.
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Old 11-21-2008, 11:31 AM   #285
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in hell, you're novelty-averse.
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