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Old 10-27-2003, 04:03 AM   #16
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1. What's the one thing a coworker does at work that completely drives you batty?
He sings along the advertisements on television and he has a bad voice but he thinks he is very good.

2. What would you consider your biggest pet peeve?
My co-worker

3. What pet peeve do you consider silly, that is tops on the list of someone you know?
smoking.

4. What are you going to do this weekend?
sleep!

5. What's your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?
Worn-out jeans

6. What's the strangest thing you've heard a coworker say?
That he has a very good voice.

7. What's the strangest thing you've said recently?
. (Saying nothing is strange for me)

8. Do people generally understand you?
They try to, I would say...

9. Are you flexible?
Physically - No.
Mentally - Yes

10. What's your party trick?
breaking my bones

11. Do you look your age?
yep..lesser in fact

12. Do you act your age?
nope

13. What do you think is the ideal age?
perfect right now

14. And as always, what was the last thing that made you smile?
music music and pink floyd
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Old 10-27-2003, 06:57 AM   #17
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1. What's the one thing a coworker does at work that completely drives you batty?

Speaking difficult so people think he's so smart.

2. What would you consider your biggest pet peeve?

People want me to be more organized. I HATE IT!!

3. What pet peeve do you consider silly, that is tops on the list of someone you know?

A friend of mine cannot stand hair fallen on the ground. If you are at her place and you happen to loose a hair you have to pick it up from the floor and carefully place it in the litter.

4. What are you going to do this weekend?

Last weekend I visited friends and went to an opening. I'm not sure what I'll do next weekend.

5. What's your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?

My Ronaldo T-shirt and my soccer shoes.

6. What's the strangest thing you've heard a coworker say?

"Ontological trust"

7. What's the strangest thing you've said recently?

"I think I'm probably just all upside down"

8. Do people generally understand you?

People generally misunderstand me.

9. Are you flexible?

When everything goes as I wish I'm the most flexible person in the world.

10. What's your party trick?

I can dance like Ze and I actually do it.

11. Do you look your age?

I guess not.

12. Do you act your age?

I act my inner age (6).

13. What do you think is the ideal age?

6. When I was 6 I already thought so and I've never been able to change my mind. 6 was just great.

14. And as always, what was the last thing that made you smile?

A friend of mine let me walk his dog yesterday.

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Old 10-27-2003, 02:31 PM   #18
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1. What's the one thing a coworker does at work that completely drives you batty?

Refuses to shower, does #2 in the AM before coming to work & then douses herself in Floral Cvnt perfume. I'm not sure of the real name, but she fvcking reeks.

2. What would you consider your biggest pet peeve?

When Wolf refuses to give kissies. Oh, that isn't the right kinda pet peeve, is it?

Um, people rushing me. If you rush me, I will forget something.

3. What pet peeve do you consider silly, that is tops on the list of someone you know?

Spelling/grammar. Doesn't matter, unless he can't spell the alphabet w/his tongue.

4. What are you going to do this weekend?

This coming? Not sure. Petitesoeur? You owe me a chocolate tour!

5. What's your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?

Ratty black sweatshirt, that is almost 3 sizes too big. I won't part w/it, much to the dismay of everyone who knows me.

6. What's the strangest thing you've heard a coworker say?

That she is expecting to still have a job after Christmas.

7. What's the strangest thing you've said recently?

"If I catch him w/another girl, I'm going to help him relive his bris!"

8. Do people generally understand you?

Yes.

9. Are you flexible?

Why don't you come over tonight & find out for yourself? Wait, I'm sleeping across the hall, scratch that! hahahaha

10. What's your party trick?

See above.


11. Do you look your age?

I still get carded for beer.

12. Do you act your age?

Yes.

13. What do you think is the ideal age?

17, still bankrolled by Ma & Pa, the Rents.

14. And as always, what was the last thing that made you smile?

Watching Blind Date w/you, dahling. *smooch*
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:08 PM   #19
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Refuses to shower, does #2 in the AM before coming to work & then douses herself in Floral Cvnt perfume. I'm not sure of the real name, but she fvcking reeks.
That is the single best answer to one of these questions I've ever read. JOfarkingJ
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:28 AM   #20
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1. What's the one thing a coworker does at work that completely drives you batty?

Change that to "classmate," and it would be the guy who keeps talking and talking and talking in a very high, annoying voice, thinking he is so very very interesting, while everyone is wishing he would just shut up and go away. He also pounds really hard on the nearest table or surface whenever he hears something funny, and laughs in this high-pitched little shriek. Agh.

2. What would you consider your biggest pet peeve?

Broken promises. "I'll be there, I will." And then they aren't. Well, that's a bit big for a peeve, isn't it? Um . . . I'm not really a picky person.

3. What pet peeve do you consider silly, that is tops on the list of someone you know?

Loud music. I love it. My dad doesn't.

4. What are you going to do this weekend?

Read. Write. Dream. Play piano. Watch Conan. Watch AFV. Watch Law and Order CI. And work on my disaster-area room, maybe.

5. What's your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?

My big dark-red and cream mottled sweater. So comfy . . . so warm . . . so nice-looking . . .

6. What's the strangest thing you've heard a coworker say?

"Eat me."

7. What's the strangest thing you've said recently?

"I disliked the movie Batman and Robin because it totally emasculated Bane." Well, I didn't think it was strange. The people I was talking to did. I look too much like a geeky unicorn-loving girl to like Batman. But I do. (Not unicorns, as much.)

8. Do people generally understand you?

When I say something, yes. I'm usually quiet, but I can be very articulate and expressive.

9. Are you flexible?

No. Well, a little. I make plans and I like to stick to them. But I'm a nice person and I give in if the request reasonable. Physically, no, I'm not flexible at all.

10. What's your party trick?

Reciting "Bulbous Bouffant" by the Vestibules, with the help of two of my siblings. (Galoshes. Macadamia. Tuberculosis.)

11. Do you look your age?

More or less.

12. Do you act your age?

More or less.

13. What do you think is the ideal age?

I think twenty is a good age. (I'm twenty now. I'm just a very content person.)

14. And as always, what was the last thing that made you smile?

The conversation that ensued after my Batman/Bane comment. Shnikey--I laughed my head off.
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Old 10-28-2003, 10:12 AM   #21
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1. What's the one thing a coworker does at work that completely drives you batty?

my secretary's incessant whining

2. What would you consider your biggest pet peeve?

jealousy

3. What pet peeve do you consider silly, that is tops on the list of someone you know?

everyone's pet peeves, except mine, are silly

4. What are you going to do this weekend?

halloween party. i'm dressing up as a tennessee fan, complete with bubba teeth, black eye, mullet wig, and UT gear. so i'll be pretty much looking like myself.

5. What's your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?

my flannel pants

6. What's the strangest thing you've heard a coworker say?

come love me

7. What's the strangest thing you've said recently?

dammit man, you went yimmy-yak on that tool

8. Do people generally understand you?

not in the slightest

9. Are you flexible?

depends

10. What's your party trick?

stealth wallflower

11. Do you look your age?

nope. i got carded buying beer over the weekend. i laughed and told the boy to show me HIS I.D.

12. Do you act your age?

not usually

13. What do you think is the ideal age?

ideal for what?

14. And as always, what was the last thing that made you smile?

when the bartender at our pub tried to hide from me when i walked in last night-- he's been talking NY fvckmuffin smack since the playoffs started
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Old 10-28-2003, 12:01 PM   #22
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1. What's the one thing a coworker does at work that completely drives you batty?

Some manager sked me to develop "private" pictures of himself and not look at them.

2. What would you consider your biggest pet peeve?

Slurping the milk at the bottom of the cereal bowl.

3. What pet peeve do you consider silly, that is tops on the list of someone you know"

Hmm. I usually disregard pet peeves, since people are so ready to dish them out. They go in one ear and out the other. Oh! I know. Turning all the bills one way in the cash drawer.

4. What are you going to do this weekend?

Try to convert my heathen cousin. We are starting by going to the casino. Oops.

5. What's your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?

Either my thick grey zipper sweater or my smiley face yellowslippers.

6. What's the strangest thing you've heard a coworker say?

"Michelle, you've got a hot butt!" After sitting down in the chair after me.

7. What's the strangest thing you've said recently?

"My dog must be taking a poo. I don't have my glasses on, but I can see he is standing still in the yard, and he is only still if he is getting petted or taking a poo. There is nobody out there to pet him, so he must be taking a poo." Said at 6 AM this morning.

8. Do people generally understand you?

Never. My humor is an enigma and very bad.

9. Are you flexible?

I am laidback and easygoing. I succum easily to impulses, however.

10. What's your party trick?

Not being there.

11. Do you look your age?

No. I'm 25 and I look 18.

12. Do you act your age?

I think so. Depends when you catch me. What *is* the ideal 25?

13. What do you think is the ideal age?

45

14. And as always, what was the last thing that made you smile?

Also an email from my grandpa, but he has a virus that makes his lips swell up like a fish. He looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump. I smiled knowing I have a picture od a fish I am going to put next to it and send back to him.
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Old 10-28-2003, 05:29 PM   #23
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Thank you, dinz, but I speak the truth.

Also, I have to amend my answer to #4. It's not a what at this point so much as a who.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:06 PM   #24
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Ahhh....I was wondering what a "chocolate tour" was.....
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:08 PM   #25
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well i think i'm going to find out tonight while watching the spice channel.
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:47 PM   #26
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Ahhh....I was wondering what a "chocolate tour" was.....
Hahahahaha, noooooo. Take a look @ ZeWiki for details on that.

Rims, don't do the girl thing & point out how the porn stars breasts arent real. Why are you doing the Spice Channel? Porn is free online. Can I call you Rimmie Spice now? hahaha j/k
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Old 10-28-2003, 06:50 PM   #27
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I don't want to do the spice channel........I repeat I do not want the spice channel, but I just have a feeling.............ugh, and the computer porn thing............man that's getting old......we come home after beers and he runs for the computer....then I hear "get over here, you gotta see this"..........i've use dinz's line quite a bit always saying "that's nice".
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