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Old 07-16-2004, 09:26 PM   #1
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Angry HEY YOU!!!

HEY YOU


...how about not riding in my f*cking blind spot, then honking obnoxiously when I want to change lanes?

...how about turning your stereo down to a dull roar?

...how about not nagging me? I know I have a movie that you took out of the library for me, since my pic is on the WANTED poster there. I know it's due tonight. I know I have to return it. SO DONT!!!


Share your HEY YOU moments. They don't all have to be traffic-related.
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:33 PM   #2
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HEY YOU FVCKING MORON IF I TYPE IN LARGE LETERS UNDER THE SECTION THAT SAYS "YOUR INSTRUCTIONS" DO NOT DISPOSE OF THIS THEN TELL ME WHY THE FVCK WOULD YOU DO EXACTLY THAT???????

I'll stop now because I wont be able to stop........
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:35 PM   #3
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When I say "NEVER click the x......"don't farking click it!!!
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:39 PM   #4
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... there, you with the stars in your eyeessss ...

oh wait. wrong thread. sorry.
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:42 PM   #5
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*full of unabashed anger*
HEY YOU!!!
YEAH YOU!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT MOVIE?!?! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S THE LAST COPY? CAN'T YOU JUST RENT LIAR-LIAR FOR THE 25TH TIME, BUY THE BOX OF POPCORN AT THE COUNTER AND GIVE ME THE LAST COPY OF JAWS? YOU WON'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT!!! YOU'LL COMPLAIN THAT IT ISN'T SCARY, AND YOU KNEW WHAT WAS COMING, AND SCREAM WAS BETTER!!! HERE!! TAKE AMERICAN NINJA 3!! THEY REPLACED THE ORIGINAL GUY WITH SOME OTHER DUDE! BUT JACKSON WAS BACK TO CONTINUE CONTINUITY!!! HE'S A NINJA!!! AND HE'S AMERICAN!! YOU CAN'T GO WRONG!!!

*whimsical*
HEY YOU!!!
Yeah! The one in the red shirt.
You gonna eat that?

*mistaken identity*
HEY YOU!!!
Oh... nevermind... I thought you were someone else.
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:44 PM   #6
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HEY! YOU! Pick up your goddamn dishes out of the sink, rinse them and put them in the dishwasher, like I've only asked you to -- NICELY -- 4,985,785 times. Wipe the bathroom sink clean of toothpaste, hair and makeup residue when you're done using it. Pick up the fifty sopping towels it seems to take you for one shower instead of leaving them in a heap on the floor. And while you're at it, don't roll your eyes, puff up your bangs with a misery-laden breath and act as if I asked you to break rocks in the hot sun for twelve hours straight. Who do you think handles shit detail for you when you leave it? The Pig Fairy?
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:48 PM   #7
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Hey You!!!
Don't tell me that I am welcome to the little house "for as long as I'd like" and then wait until I have it all nice and then decide that you need it THE NEXT FRIGGING DAY!!!!

Don't call me after I have moved all my stuff out, and tell me I can have the desk and chairs "for as long as I'd like".
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Old 07-16-2004, 11:12 PM   #8
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hey you!

DON'T CALL ME BACK UNTIL YOU LEARN TO SPEAK FARKING ENGLISH, COMPRENDO A$$HOLE!
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:07 PM   #9
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Hey YOU! I wonder, really wonder, how you'd look with that leaf blower jammed up your ass. Yeah, you. Mr. R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R three hours of every freakin' day, preferably early A.M. Like your sidewalk is any bigger than a goddamn doormat anyway. Do you think you're the goddamn groundskeeper at Jacobs Field? Are you hoping the Cleveland Indians' Groundskeeping Department will discover you like Lana Fvcking Turner? Boy, your sidewalk sure looks nice! And I was gonna call the city if you'd left that gum wrapper on it.

Yeah. YOU! You're my age, you're in good health and there are two friggin' leaves and a gum wrapper on your sidewalk. BEND OVER and PICK 'EM UP, asshole, and quit running that thing. It sounds like a goddamn air raid siren.

Oh, maybe you're afraid to bend over. You have a lurking suspicion of what I and the rest of the neighborhood might do with that fvcking leaf blower.

Well, I have a suggestion that will pre-empt that fear rather neatly:

SHOVE IT UP YOUR HOLE AND WE'LL BOTH BE TICKLED.

And don't forget to turn it on first! Or after! But by all means turn it on -- we are all so impressed by the power of that baby!
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:11 PM   #10
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hee hee ... i don't get it. i would be so embarressed to have something that loud. don't people have any respect or common sense. there should be a law where you can only mow your lawn, use leaf blowers, and chain saws on Sunday afternoons.

if i ruled the world, i would make that law. also, I would make it a law that you could be imprisioned or tortured for not using your turn signals. just a pet peeve.
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:15 PM   #11
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Do leaf blowers have some sort of collector to blow the leaves into? Or is it simply to blow it off of your property and let the neighbours deal with it?
Why not a vacuum instead?
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:21 PM   #12
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That's the other thing I don't get. Where does all this crap go? You bet -- into the gutter beside the curb, where the wind picks it up in the night and deposits it back onto his lawn and sidewalk or everyone else's.

He needs a Stoopid Award. And I'd love to be the one to present it to him. LOL
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:27 PM   #13
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The other thing is that if he was, like, 100 years old and had nothing else to do, I might just kind of laugh and ignore it. But he's my age with a family and a full time job.

The reason you never see elderly people out there doing this stuff is because you don't get to be old by being Stoopid. Generally, if you are that Stoopid, you meet your Maker by violence done to you in the prime of life. With a leaf blower jammed up your ass.

Now wouldn't that be a hit at the Pearly Gates? Wonder if St. Pete needs a groundskeeper?

Nah. He probably has hundreds by now -- all with their own leafblowers.
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:14 PM   #14
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it’s summer. the flowers are in bloom. let go. live. breathe. enjoy yourself.
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Old 07-20-2004, 10:05 PM   #15
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best one yet!
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