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Old 10-07-2004, 11:03 PM   #46
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:09 PM   #47
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to me, it's a good idea to carry around two sacks of something when you walk around. that way, if anybody says, "hey can you give me a hand?" you can say, "sorry, got these sacks."
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:15 PM   #48
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:16 PM   #49
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to ensure you will get "lucky" on a big date always be sure and do little or no "prep" work on yourself...i.e. shaved legs, arms, etc.....wear your worst undergarments…..and....make sure your apartment is a complete disaster complete with empty wine bottles, dirty dishes and ashtrays full of cigarettes (this looks even better if you don't smoke). Also half eaten food left laying around helps too………
I'm sorry, Clytten, but this is so good that it bears repeating.

Dirty sheets on the bed, garbage that needs to go out, bathroom carpeting still recovering from another drenching it got from your cheap-ass shower curtain, etc. Dirty laundry everywhere, SOME JACKASS TEXT MESSAGING YOU, no beer or booze in the house, SEXXXXXXXXAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! LOL
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:16 PM   #50
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:19 PM   #51
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alyosha had been preparing for this event throughout his rearing, but it appears he was not ready. it appears that he was expecting a miracle to occur like all of the others. belief, without divine intervention, parallels Ivan´s grand inquisitor tale. alyosha, unlike his brother, ivan, does not question god's existence. instead, he questions His justice. "i am not rebelling against my god; i simply don't accept his world."
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:22 PM   #52
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to me, it's a good idea to carry around two sacks of something when you walk around. that way, if anybody says, "hey can you give me a hand?" you can say, "sorry, got these sacks."
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:23 PM   #53
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Old 10-08-2004, 08:34 AM   #55
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love like you've never been hurt ; eat like you've never been fed ; look like you just got out of your bed ; kiss like after that you'll be dead
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Old 10-08-2004, 11:26 AM   #56
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to me, it's a good idea to carry around two sacks of something when you walk around. that way, if anybody says, "hey can you give me a hand?" you can say, "sorry, got these sacks."
Or you can walk around with your hands in your pockets and tell them you can't help because your hands are in your pockets.
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Old 10-08-2004, 11:29 AM   #57
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love like you've never been hurt ; eat like you've never been fed ; look like you just got out of your bed ; kiss like after that you'll be dead
OOooooo it rhymes and everything!!


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Old 10-08-2004, 11:54 AM   #58
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Old 10-08-2004, 11:56 AM   #59
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Old 10-08-2004, 11:58 AM   #60
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