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Old 12-25-2006, 03:44 PM   #1
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A Christmas Tale

Merry Christmas everyone .. in the spirit of the festive season, how about our own unique Christmas poem? I'll start off with the easy part


'Twas the day of Christmas
And all through the house
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Old 12-26-2006, 02:14 AM   #2
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'Twas the day of Christmas
And all through the house

We ate, and ate more,
Leaving crumbs for the mouse.
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Old 12-26-2006, 02:37 AM   #3
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'Twas the day of Christmas
And all through the house

We ate, and ate more,
Leaving crumbs for the mouse.
We opened up presents,
Made a mess on the floor
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Old 12-26-2006, 05:37 AM   #4
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When what did we hear,
but a knock on the door
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Old 12-26-2006, 10:07 AM   #5
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We looked through the peephole and what did we spy?
A man with a warrant. He growled "FBI"
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Old 12-26-2006, 10:08 AM   #6
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Old 12-26-2006, 10:10 AM   #7
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Old 12-26-2006, 12:45 PM   #8
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I stood there, dumbfounded, hands dripping with batter,
And asked him just what in the heck was the matter.
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Old 12-26-2006, 02:10 PM   #9
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He said that they'd "observed" us being critical of Bush
angry, the youngest jumped up, and said "you can kiss my ..."
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Old 12-26-2006, 03:36 PM   #10
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At that the young imp raised his toy gun of black up.
The G-man called out on his ra'dio for backup.
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Old 12-26-2006, 03:52 PM   #11
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Homeland security arrived with a bang
and after some "persuasion" everyone sang.

They ratted out Santa, and implicated some elves.
They felt kind of rotten, but looked after themselves.

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Old 12-26-2006, 04:15 PM   #12
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The Prez had been spying on all us good folk
An invasion of privacy -- and it wasn't a joke
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Old 12-26-2006, 11:51 PM   #13
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What can I say, I wanted a Christmas story
now nothing but dread
better move over to a
Debate Hall thread
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Old 12-27-2006, 03:21 AM   #14
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The snow was a falling outside Santa's shop
Everyone was quite busy when Winkie yelled "STOP!"
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Old 12-27-2006, 05:45 AM   #15
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"We got a change order, I doubt it'll be liked,
Homeland security wants all the toys Mic'ed".
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