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nycwriters · 12-25-2006, 03:44 PM

Merry Christmas everyone .. in the spirit of the festive season, how about our own unique Christmas poem? I'll start off with the easy part

'Twas the day of Christmas
And all through the house

trisherina · 12-26-2006, 02:14 AM

'Twas the day of Christmas
And all through the house

We ate, and ate more,
Leaving crumbs for the mouse.

abednigo · 12-26-2006, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina

'Twas the day of Christmas
And all through the house

We ate, and ate more,
Leaving crumbs for the mouse.

We opened up presents,
Made a mess on the floor

nycwriters · 12-26-2006, 05:37 AM

When what did we hear,
but a knock on the door

Marcus Bales · 12-26-2006, 10:07 AM

We looked through the peephole and what did we spy?
A man with a warrant. He growled "FBI"

Marcus Bales · 12-26-2006, 10:08 AM

Marcus Bales · 12-26-2006, 10:10 AM

trisherina · 12-26-2006, 12:45 PM

I stood there, dumbfounded, hands dripping with batter,
And asked him just what in the heck was the matter.

nycwriters · 12-26-2006, 02:10 PM

He said that they'd "observed" us being critical of Bush
angry, the youngest jumped up, and said "you can kiss my ..."

funkytuba · 12-26-2006, 03:36 PM

At that the young imp raised his toy gun of black up.
The G-man called out on his ra'dio for backup.

Coffee · 12-26-2006, 03:52 PM

Homeland security arrived with a bang
and after some "persuasion" everyone sang.

They ratted out Santa, and implicated some elves.
They felt kind of rotten, but looked after themselves.

nycwriters · 12-26-2006, 04:15 PM

The Prez had been spying on all us good folk
An invasion of privacy -- and it wasn't a joke

xfox · 12-26-2006, 11:51 PM

What can I say, I wanted a Christmas story
now nothing but dread
better move over to a
Debate Hall thread

nycwriters · 12-27-2006, 03:21 AM

The snow was a falling outside Santa's shop
Everyone was quite busy when Winkie yelled "STOP!"

Coffee · 12-27-2006, 05:45 AM

"We got a change order, I doubt it'll be liked,
Homeland security wants all the toys Mic'ed".

12-25-2006, 03:44 PM	#1
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	A Christmas Tale Merry Christmas everyone .. in the spirit of the festive season, how about our own unique Christmas poem? I'll start off with the easy part 'Twas the day of Christmas And all through the house

12-26-2006, 10:07 AM	#5
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	We looked through the peephole and what did we spy? A man with a warrant. He growled "FBI" __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

12-26-2006, 10:08 AM	#6
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. Last edited by Marcus Bales : 12-27-2006 at 09:34 AM. Reason: duplicate post

12-26-2006, 10:10 AM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. Last edited by Marcus Bales : 12-27-2006 at 09:34 AM. Reason: duplicate post

12-26-2006, 03:36 PM	#10
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	At that the young imp raised his toy gun of black up. The G-man called out on his ra'dio for backup. __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

12-26-2006, 02:14 AM	#2
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	'Twas the day of Christmas And all through the house We ate, and ate more, Leaving crumbs for the mouse.

12-26-2006, 05:37 AM	#4
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	When what did we hear, but a knock on the door

12-26-2006, 12:45 PM	#8
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I stood there, dumbfounded, hands dripping with batter, And asked him just what in the heck was the matter.

12-26-2006, 02:10 PM	#9
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	He said that they'd "observed" us being critical of Bush angry, the youngest jumped up, and said "you can kiss my ..."

12-26-2006, 03:52 PM	#11
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Homeland security arrived with a bang and after some "persuasion" everyone sang. They ratted out Santa, and implicated some elves. They felt kind of rotten, but looked after themselves. Last edited by Coffee : 12-26-2006 at 03:54 PM.

12-26-2006, 04:15 PM	#12
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	The Prez had been spying on all us good folk An invasion of privacy -- and it wasn't a joke

12-26-2006, 11:51 PM	#13
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	What can I say, I wanted a Christmas story now nothing but dread better move over to a Debate Hall thread

12-27-2006, 03:21 AM	#14
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	The snow was a falling outside Santa's shop Everyone was quite busy when Winkie yelled "STOP!"

12-27-2006, 05:45 AM	#15
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	"We got a change order, I doubt it'll be liked, Homeland security wants all the toys Mic'ed".

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