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zero · 03-24-2007, 08:26 AM

dearest

Hyakujo's Fox · 03-25-2007, 10:16 AM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away.

Bman · 03-25-2007, 02:12 PM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more.

lostsadie · 03-25-2007, 11:58 PM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly

Brynn · 04-17-2007, 09:30 PM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well

DaftGretel · 04-25-2007, 02:37 PM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best.

croatiansnstion · 04-29-2007, 01:22 AM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her.

Hyakujo's Fox · 04-29-2007, 04:47 AM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her. At least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from China for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. That's when it hit me -

Brynn · 05-06-2007, 03:54 AM

dearest Mrs. Matthews,

You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her. At least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from China for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. That's when it hit me - the only thing that made sense was to breathe more deeply and to shop at Target from now on - but it's obviously too late for that, Mrs. Matthews. Please don't blame yourself.

zero · 06-03-2007, 06:59 AM

dearest Mrs. matthews,

you take my breathe away. unfortunately, i mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that i am no more.

i tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so overpowering that i began to use my wife's oxygen machine. after this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. the local walmart bought her. at least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from china for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. that's when it hit me - the only thing that made sense was to breathe more deeply and to shop at target from now on - but it's obviously too late for that, mrs. matthews. please don't blame yourself.

cheerio!

harry houdini

zero · 06-03-2007, 07:03 AM

dear andromedans

Odbe · 06-03-2007, 07:54 AM

dear andromedans,
I would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. However,

Hyakujo's Fox · 06-10-2007, 10:28 AM

dear andromedans,
I would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. However, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own Milky Way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and I thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger.

zero · 06-13-2007, 12:21 PM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect

Coffee · 06-13-2007, 09:19 PM

dear andromedans,

i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest.

03-25-2007, 11:58 PM	#484
lostsadie Pigmy person... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Memphissippi Posts: 336	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Last edited by lostsadie : 03-26-2007 at 12:04 AM.

04-17-2007, 09:30 PM	#485
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

05-06-2007, 03:54 AM	#489
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her. At least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from China for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. That's when it hit me - the only thing that made sense was to breathe more deeply and to shop at Target from now on - but it's obviously too late for that, Mrs. Matthews. Please don't blame yourself. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

06-03-2007, 06:59 AM	#490
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dearest Mrs. matthews, you take my breathe away. unfortunately, i mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that i am no more. i tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so overpowering that i began to use my wife's oxygen machine. after this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. the local walmart bought her. at least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from china for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. that's when it hit me - the only thing that made sense was to breathe more deeply and to shop at target from now on - but it's obviously too late for that, mrs. matthews. please don't blame yourself. cheerio! harry houdini

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03-24-2007, 08:26 AM	#481
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dearest

03-25-2007, 10:16 AM	#482
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away.

03-25-2007, 02:12 PM	#483
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more.

04-25-2007, 02:37 PM	#486
DaftGretel monkey Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 14	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best.

04-29-2007, 01:22 AM	#487
croatiansnstion monkey Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 14	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her.

04-29-2007, 04:47 AM	#488
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	dearest Mrs. Matthews, You take my breathe away. Unfortunately, I mean this most literally and am writing this letter in order to inform you that I am no more. I tried everything...masks, paper bags, nose plugs...you were so over powering that I began to use my wife's oxygen machine. After this sadly fruitless attempt to save my own life, my wife began to expire as well. Her feet went past their expiration date first, since she was a breech birth, so we had to put a 25% discount sticker on her and hope for the best. The local Walmart bought her. At least they were going to buy her, but managed to obtain an expired woman from China for 3/4 of a cent cheaper and backed out. That's when it hit me -

06-03-2007, 07:03 AM	#491
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear andromedans

06-03-2007, 07:54 AM	#492
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	dear andromedans, I would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. However,

06-10-2007, 10:28 AM	#493
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	dear andromedans, I would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. However, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own Milky Way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and I thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger.

06-13-2007, 12:21 PM	#494
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect

06-13-2007, 09:19 PM	#495
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	dear andromedans, i would like to express my admiration of the fantastic meteor shower you gave us last night. however, as you may be aware, there will be a collision between your galaxy, and our own milky way galaxy in just a little over 3 billion years from now, and i thought we had best get a few things sorted out prior to this impending galactic merger. as a first step, may i suggest an exchange of small advance parties? we can easily arrange deep cover for your beings on our planet earth, in the minor system of sol. a suitable and convenient ruse for them would seem to be that of greengrocers. in return, we would expect technological advances from you that will ensure our defeat of that damned bloated Betelgeusian red giant rugby team in next year's All Stars and Planets contest.