Hit In The Face - ZEFRANK.COM

Ivy · 09-22-2002, 05:56 PM

Once, when I was little, I got hit in the mouth with a wooden baseball bat. My teeth were saved, but my lips blew up to the size of Edwina's on AbFab when she goes for collagen injections. Not very attractive on a 6 year old.

lapietra · 09-22-2002, 06:17 PM

oh poor sweetie!!!
Pain and embarassment all in one fell swoop...
You just reminded me of something...
I was about 7... I was visiting my friend's grandmother's place with her... she had a big, friendly German Shepherd. I liked dogs very much, and we ran towards each other like the couple in the "Jontue" commercial... The dog was taller than I was, and as he came down from a big leap, his claw caught on my lower lip & sliced it open. Lots of blood. The dog was very contrite.
I still have the scar... and it took me a long time to warm up to dogs after that. (But I did! Still not as big a dog- as cat-person tho'.)

Ivy · 09-22-2002, 07:38 PM

That must have totally sucked! And that dog was probably just embarassed.
Glad you got to like dogs again. They're good souls at heart, albeit a bit clueless.

EbSaxman · 09-23-2002, 05:17 PM

One time my pony decided to swerve while running very fast with me on its back.

I flew to the ground and got a hoof in my chest. Broke two ribs.

Plus I had this cool hoof print on my chest for about a month.

RavenMcCoy · 09-25-2002, 02:40 PM

i once got a black eye from a collision with my neighbor's dog. i was bending down to pick up a fallen "where's waldo?" book that i had just dropped in the driveway, and suddenly the big huskie came barrelling past, smashing into the side of my face. i looked as if i had been in a wild fight...the dog had a big bump on his head, too.

Ms. M · 09-25-2002, 05:44 PM

We (the neighbourhood kids and I) were playing baseball on the street. I decided to back catch and had just taken my position behind home plate, when BAM! I took a bat to the forehead. I have been rather wary of that position ever since.

StellaWanders · 09-28-2002, 11:30 PM

Wait, EbSaxman, you had a pony?! I'm so jealous.

TinaBina · 10-01-2002, 07:21 PM

I was about 5

I thought I could stand-up crouch-down stand-up crouch-down in synch with the neighboorhood boy swinging his plastic bat. just like I saw the dog in the cartoon do.

Well it didn't quite work out.

Even though the bat was plastic, it managed to smash my front teeth back up into my gums.

Not fun.

dinzdale · 10-09-2002, 10:46 AM

My big brother, at age 5 (ish) was given a Batman cape and mask for X-mas. As he launched himself off the stairs to smash his mouth into the hallway wall he discovered that the power to fly was not included in the costume......strangely he never wore it again.

.....still he's retired at 42 so I guess it knocked some sense into him...or just made him bitter........

tekbone · 10-09-2002, 12:30 PM

when i was about 7, my brother (5 years older) and i were wrestling and he rammed me face first into the ground, chipping about 50% of one of my front teeth. all i remember was being dazed for a while then blood was pouring out of my mouth.

Deviate · 11-11-2002, 06:48 PM

i got a black eye so bad when i was in first grade that the dentist made me get x-rays to make sure my skull wasn't shattered.

-st.

bealeblues · 11-12-2002, 03:27 PM

when i was about 3 (maybe 4), i was watching acapulco cliff diving on "wide world of sports" (damn you ABC).... well, cliff diving seems to be a pretty cool thing, right? i thought so, so i stood up on my couch, raised my arms over my head (excellent form, i'm sure), then dove off, right into the corner of the coffee table.... blood, stitches, screaming, loss of consciousness, the whole 9 yards.... my diving career was over before it began....

that's when the full time supervision started....

Max Power · 11-15-2002, 12:00 AM

ohh i feel left out

I have never broken a bone or been wacked in the face with something hard.

NekoPunk · 11-15-2002, 02:51 AM

i remember once my brother slammed the door on my foot really hard. then my toenail fell out. ^_~

catbelly · 11-15-2002, 09:16 PM

I have a dimple on my right cheek that everyone tells me is very cute. I tell them that it's just luck... I got the thing when I fell onto a coffee table as a 3 y/o. I was climbing the support pillar in a department store, and wasn't the monkey I supposed I was. Very thankful I didn't fall on my nose

09-22-2002, 05:56 PM	#1
Ivy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Sitting in front of my monitor... durr! Posts: 3	Hit In The Face Once, when I was little, I got hit in the mouth with a wooden baseball bat. My teeth were saved, but my lips blew up to the size of Edwina's on AbFab when she goes for collagen injections. Not very attractive on a 6 year old.

09-22-2002, 06:17 PM	#2
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	owwwww..... oh poor sweetie!!! Pain and embarassment all in one fell swoop... You just reminded me of something... I was about 7... I was visiting my friend's grandmother's place with her... she had a big, friendly German Shepherd. I liked dogs very much, and we ran towards each other like the couple in the "Jontue" commercial... The dog was taller than I was, and as he came down from a big leap, his claw caught on my lower lip & sliced it open. Lots of blood. The dog was very contrite. I still have the scar... and it took me a long time to warm up to dogs after that. (But I did! Still not as big a dog- as cat-person tho'.) __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

09-22-2002, 07:38 PM	#3
Ivy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Sitting in front of my monitor... durr! Posts: 3	Oh man!!! That must have totally sucked! And that dog was probably just embarassed. Glad you got to like dogs again. They're good souls at heart, albeit a bit clueless.

09-23-2002, 05:17 PM	#4
EbSaxman Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Tampa Posts: 1	Stomped by a pony One time my pony decided to swerve while running very fast with me on its back. I flew to the ground and got a hoof in my chest. Broke two ribs. Plus I had this cool hoof print on my chest for about a month.

09-25-2002, 05:44 PM	#6
Ms. M Sexy Beyotch Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario Canada Posts: 25	Me too! We (the neighbourhood kids and I) were playing baseball on the street. I decided to back catch and had just taken my position behind home plate, when BAM! I took a bat to the forehead. I have been rather wary of that position ever since.

09-25-2002, 02:40 PM	#5
RavenMcCoy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: sittin' here on my bum Posts: 3	i once got a black eye from a collision with my neighbor's dog. i was bending down to pick up a fallen "where's waldo?" book that i had just dropped in the driveway, and suddenly the big huskie came barrelling past, smashing into the side of my face. i looked as if i had been in a wild fight...the dog had a big bump on his head, too.

09-28-2002, 11:30 PM	#7
StellaWanders monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Apartment #45 Posts: 16	Wait, EbSaxman, you had a pony?! I'm so jealous.

10-01-2002, 07:21 PM	#8
TinaBina Mooooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Over here! Posts: 355	I was about 5 I thought I could stand-up crouch-down stand-up crouch-down in synch with the neighboorhood boy swinging his plastic bat. just like I saw the dog in the cartoon do. Well it didn't quite work out. Even though the bat was plastic, it managed to smash my front teeth back up into my gums. Not fun.

10-09-2002, 10:46 AM	#9
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	My big brother, at age 5 (ish) was given a Batman cape and mask for X-mas. As he launched himself off the stairs to smash his mouth into the hallway wall he discovered that the power to fly was not included in the costume......strangely he never wore it again. .....still he's retired at 42 so I guess it knocked some sense into him...or just made him bitter........

10-09-2002, 12:30 PM	#10
tekbone monkey Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 10	when i was about 7, my brother (5 years older) and i were wrestling and he rammed me face first into the ground, chipping about 50% of one of my front teeth. all i remember was being dazed for a while then blood was pouring out of my mouth.

11-11-2002, 06:48 PM	#11
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	i got a black eye so bad when i was in first grade that the dentist made me get x-rays to make sure my skull wasn't shattered. -st.

11-12-2002, 03:27 PM	#12
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	when i was about 3 (maybe 4), i was watching acapulco cliff diving on "wide world of sports" (damn you ABC).... well, cliff diving seems to be a pretty cool thing, right? i thought so, so i stood up on my couch, raised my arms over my head (excellent form, i'm sure), then dove off, right into the corner of the coffee table.... blood, stitches, screaming, loss of consciousness, the whole 9 yards.... my diving career was over before it began.... that's when the full time supervision started.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-15-2002, 12:00 AM	#13
Max Power monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Somewhere where I don't know where I am Posts: 17	ohh i feel left out I have never broken a bone or been wacked in the face with something hard.

11-15-2002, 02:51 AM	#14
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	i remember once my brother slammed the door on my foot really hard. then my toenail fell out. ^_~ __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-15-2002, 09:16 PM	#15
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	I have a dimple on my right cheek that everyone tells me is very cute. I tell them that it's just luck... I got the thing when I fell onto a coffee table as a 3 y/o. I was climbing the support pillar in a department store, and wasn't the monkey I supposed I was. Very thankful I didn't fall on my nose

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