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Old 09-01-2003, 11:52 PM   #3376
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:58 AM   #3377
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:43 AM   #3378
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Yayibu! Welcome!
Is that you on the picture?
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:57 PM   #3379
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HAHA! the prime minister of the Netherlands is visiting Washington atm.. i quote someone that was on the news:

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president Bush appreciates a conversation with the Netherlands, because they are a credible partner with troops in Iraq.
omg omg omg
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:17 PM   #3380
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why is my msn messenger telling me it can't sign on because of my firewall...I don't have a firewall...
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:59 PM   #3381
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I don't normally tell jokes but...

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

Did I mention my ex-wife sent me this?
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Old 09-02-2003, 07:40 PM   #3382
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i'm glad to see that you guys get along
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Old 09-02-2003, 10:16 PM   #3383
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it's the agent! ...
nuh uh. everyone thinks im a puppet.

ive been accussed of being fodder and zefrank.
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:23 PM   #3384
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First day back at school. I have all my hard classes in one day. A/P Gov/Politics, A/P Statistics, and A/P English. I loathe my gov teacher. She is new so she is trying to establish authority. She gave us a research paper due next class. My Stats teacher is really sweet, but the subject material is a killer. I can tell this is going to be my hardest class. I don't understand anything and we are on the first chapter.. :::grumbles:::
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Old 09-03-2003, 01:10 AM   #3385
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hm. my classes are: abnormal psych, sociology and social psychology, advertising and creativity, spanish and pseudoscience
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:55 AM   #3386
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don't ever break your ribs!!
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:58 AM   #3387
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don't ever brake other peoples ribs dammit!
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Old 09-03-2003, 05:00 AM   #3388
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that was an accident!! my mom still thinks that he beat me up.
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Old 09-03-2003, 11:01 AM   #3389
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did he?
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Old 09-03-2003, 11:03 AM   #3390
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