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Marcus Bales · 01-22-2006, 11:28 PM

You find yourself wanting a change
But quarks have a limited range:
Up or down? Nature's got 'em,
But not top and bottom,
Which leaves you with just charm and strange.

ambo · 01-22-2006, 11:38 PM

Hyakujo's Fox · 01-22-2006, 11:49 PM

You find yourself wanting a change
So for chicken you purchase "free range"
Cos a happier chicken
Is much more finger lickin'
Than what KFC can arrange

ambo · 01-23-2006, 12:06 AM

Marcus Bales · 01-23-2006, 12:54 AM

I'm sorry -- I didn't see yours
I got all caught up in my chores
And didn't have time
To finish the rhyme

ambo · 01-23-2006, 12:59 AM

I'm sorry -- I didn't see yours
I got all caught up in my chores
And didn't have time
To finish the rhyme
While I carefully toasted my Smores

Zatoichi · 01-23-2006, 01:05 PM

Smores as a campfire treat
Usurpers, in no way can beat
The crispy brown gold
Skin of marshmallows old,
Old school, on a stick in the heat.

dddrum · 01-23-2006, 03:01 PM

"S'more!" I can be heard to shout
My favorite food, without doubt
O

Marcus Bales · 01-28-2006, 02:14 PM

"S'more!" I can be heard to shout
My favorite food, without doubt.
Oh damn Dr. Graham, the
Reason I am the
Exemplar of diabetes and gout.

jasmina · 01-28-2006, 02:44 PM

What's a Smore, the UK posse will cry,
And where, on this earth can I buy?

Marcus Bales · 01-28-2006, 08:13 PM

A smore's a marshmallow between
Two Graham crackers topped by a sheen
Of chocolate; you roast
The crackers to toast
And eat it: campfire cuisine.

Jack Flanders · 01-28-2006, 08:45 PM

My craving for a Smore's obscene

Hyakujo's Fox · 01-29-2006, 12:52 AM

What's a Smore, the UK posse will cry,
And where, on this earth can I buy?
O mythical snack!
Exporters you lack!
Globalise to this isle 'fore I die!

My craving for a Smore's obscene
To possess you I'm rather quite keen
My fixation is oral
Who cares if it's moral?

Marcus Bales · 01-29-2006, 01:38 AM

My craving for a Smore's obscene
To possess you I'm rather quite keen
My fixation is oral
Who cares if it's moral
Or the limerick about it is clean?

dddrum · 01-30-2006, 04:55 PM

Who'd imagine entrancing a snacker
With a glob of charred goo on a cracker

01-22-2006, 11:28 PM	#661
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	You find yourself wanting a change But quarks have a limited range: Up or down? Nature's got 'em, But not top and bottom, Which leaves you with just charm and strange. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-22-2006, 11:38 PM	#662
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	__________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

01-23-2006, 12:06 AM	#664
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	__________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

01-23-2006, 12:54 AM	#665
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	I'm sorry -- I didn't see yours I got all caught up in my chores And didn't have time To finish the rhyme __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-23-2006, 12:59 AM	#666
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	I'm sorry -- I didn't see yours I got all caught up in my chores And didn't have time To finish the rhyme While I carefully toasted my Smores __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

01-22-2006, 11:49 PM	#663
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	You find yourself wanting a change So for chicken you purchase "free range" Cos a happier chicken Is much more finger lickin' Than what KFC can arrange

01-23-2006, 01:05 PM	#667
Zatoichi monkey Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 401	Smores as a campfire treat Usurpers, in no way can beat The crispy brown gold Skin of marshmallows old, Old school, on a stick in the heat.

01-23-2006, 03:01 PM	#668
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	"S'more!" I can be heard to shout My favorite food, without doubt O __________________ ...or words to that effect.

01-28-2006, 02:14 PM	#669
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	"S'more!" I can be heard to shout My favorite food, without doubt. Oh damn Dr. Graham, the Reason I am the Exemplar of diabetes and gout. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-28-2006, 02:44 PM	#670
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,619	What's a Smore, the UK posse will cry, And where, on this earth can I buy?

01-28-2006, 08:13 PM	#671
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	A smore's a marshmallow between Two Graham crackers topped by a sheen Of chocolate; you roast The crackers to toast And eat it: campfire cuisine. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-28-2006, 08:45 PM	#672
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	My craving for a Smore's obscene

01-29-2006, 12:52 AM	#673
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	What's a Smore, the UK posse will cry, And where, on this earth can I buy? O mythical snack! Exporters you lack! Globalise to this isle 'fore I die! My craving for a Smore's obscene To possess you I'm rather quite keen My fixation is oral Who cares if it's moral?

01-29-2006, 01:38 AM	#674
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	My craving for a Smore's obscene To possess you I'm rather quite keen My fixation is oral Who cares if it's moral Or the limerick about it is clean? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-30-2006, 04:55 PM	#675
dddrum Amateur Human Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA. Posts: 1,264	Who'd imagine entrancing a snacker With a glob of charred goo on a cracker __________________ ...or words to that effect.

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