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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: sunny snowcovered upstate ny
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physograde
physograde-a new class of flying on a commercial airline in which you sit on the baggage in the hold of the aircraft.
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#1397 |
monkey
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 401
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physograde -- the motion of eyeballs when absorbing a physique, often at the expense of other motor and cognitive functions.
Upon being introduced to Brigitte, Michael's physograde reaction was so intense that he completely forgot he was holding a drink and unhappily dropped it on the tile floor. |
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#1398 |
meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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physograde: The outcome of your "hot or not?" entry.
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#1399 |
slightly effective
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: >>>
Posts: 2,404
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physograde - the grade you get in phys ed.
Sarah had a failing physograde, probably because she didn't want to take off her clothes in the middle of the day, work up a sweat and then enter a group shower which inevitably ruined her "hair-do". |
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#1400 |
monkey
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 17
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I'll be checking at around 2 pm Beijing/Hong Kong/Singapore time. (That's about 6 am GMT.)
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#1401 |
left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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physograde A brand of gymnasium-strength drain cleaner.
Jingle: Don't be startled or afraid Don't stand there so dismayed When your drainage gets delayed RELEASE THE PHYSOGRADE! warning: do not apply to genitals or small animals* Last edited by Hyakujo's Fox : 04-07-2006 at 08:33 AM. Reason: * possibly should have read "to small genitals or animals" |
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#1402 |
monkey
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Malaysia
Posts: 16
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Physograde v. An alternative form of marking, established in the 1970s, where teachers grade assignments mainly by feeling it's physical shape and aura. It was only after the ban on hallucinating drugs in school that physograding became very inaccurate.
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#1403 |
monkey
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 17
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Hi again, sorry I'm late. Here are the results:
The Am I Really Drinking A Soda? Prize goes to Daver Bee for: "physograde Often spelled fizzograde. The standard the FDA uses to judge whether or not to classify a soft drink as a soda or not. Having been given a low physograde on his new invention, Professor Dinzdale decided to market it as a feminine hygiene product." The Amazing Stylish Flyer Prize goes to Kaskeens with: " physograde-a new class of flying on a commercial airline in which you sit on the baggage in the hold of the aircraft." Zatoichi recieves the Reason-Why-People's-Jaw-Drops prize with "physograde -- the motion of eyeballs when absorbing a physique, often at the expense of other motor and cognitive functions. Upon being introduced to Brigitte, Michael's physograde reaction was so intense that he completely forgot he was holding a drink and unhappily dropped it on the tile floor." Trisherina recieves the 42 Degree Celcius award for: "physograde: The outcome of your "hot or not?" entry." Xfox recieves an A+ and a Physical Education certificate for: "physograde - the grade you get in phys ed. Sarah had a failing physograde, probably because she didn't want to take off her clothes in the middle of the day, work up a sweat and then enter a group shower which inevitably ruined her "hair-do"." The Cleans Nearly Everything award goes to Hyakujo fox for: "physograde A brand of gymnasium-strength drain cleaner. Jingle: Don't be startled or afraid Don't stand there so dismayed When your drainage gets delayed RELEASE THE PHYSOGRADE! warning: do not apply to genitals or small animals" Division Biscuit recieves the Crack Schooling award and an A+ for: "Physograde v. An alternative form of marking, established in the 1970s, where teachers grade assignments mainly by feeling it's physical shape and aura. It was only after the ban on hallucinating drugs in school that physograding became very inaccurate." And now, what you have all been waiting for, The winner today is... DAVER BEE Oh yeah, and befor I forget \Phys"o*grade\, n. [Gr. ? a bellows + L. gradi to walk, go.] (Zo["o]l.) Any siphonophore (jellyfish, squid, etc.) which has an air sac for a float, as the Physalia Take it away Daver |
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#1404 |
Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
Posts: 7,695
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OK...
vaccimulgence The new word is: vaccimulgence
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#1405 |
monkey
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,538
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Vaccimulgence
Vaccimulgence refers to a psychiatric disorder where patients pretend to be going abroad in order to receive vaccine inoculations. Recent clinical trials have linked this disorder very closely to Munchausen’s Syndrome but with the patient only feigning holidays to receive the relevant injections, not fabricating illness to receive treatment.
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#1406 |
meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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vaccimulgence
Indecision regarding the best way to show kindness to oneself. |
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#1407 |
King of the špatnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
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vaccimulgence n.
A measure of degree of intensity of performance during cummulonimbus. |
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#1408 |
..it just started...
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: About where I need to be...
Posts: 1,022
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vaccimulgence
Acute sociopathic hypochondria highlighted by paranoiac episodes manifested by the insatiable drive/need for inoculations From: vaccinia The usually mild, cutaneous and sometimes systemic reaction in individuals who have been inoculated with smallpox vaccin mu Of, relating to, or being a polypeptide chain that is one of five types of heavy chains present in immunoglobins. Egence n. [L. egens, -entis, p. pr. of egere to be needy, suffer want.] The state of needing, or of suffering a natural want. [R.] To ease my seasonal vaccimulgence, every fall I sneak into as many walk in clinics as I can to get free flu shots.
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#1409 |
Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
Posts: 7,695
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Judging tomorrow morning so I don't have to wait an entire weekend for you people to get in your definitions.
So, there...
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#1410 |
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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vaccimulgence bovine sex drive
Farmer Dinzdale had to break out the Spanish Fly after his heifers experienced a decline in vaccimulgence.
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