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Old 06-17-2008, 02:44 AM   #1906
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I see, "shiny". And do you think you'd recognise this arse if you saw it again?
I have excellent shiny-arse recognition skills.
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:30 AM   #1907
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I seem to recall that it had a crack in it.
No, no, it was brand new - how else could it be so shiny?
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Old 06-17-2008, 04:58 AM   #1908
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is this still about my ass? it has a lot less broccoli but i wouldn't call it brand new.. it's almost 30 years old..
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:40 AM   #1909
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The Zemonkeys chipped in to send Frieda a piece of authentic cowboy gear, and she wore them to work. Caption on the photo:

WORK REALLY CHAPS FRIEDA'S SHINY A**
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Old 06-17-2008, 09:38 PM   #1910
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Awww, man!!
I can't believe I missed out on the above exchange! It's just as well...I'm not very good at double entendre.

It was out for a good cause, though.
I was busy screwing with a nice man from my church.

What?!?
What's so funny?


It was really hard work you know, installing a bajillion little pieces of screening with those blasted drywall screws...


I'm still sore.

What is so effing funny?!
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:24 PM   #1911
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I was busy screwing with a nice man on my couch.
Wow!
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:50 PM   #1912
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Brynn!!


That doesn't sound like something a nice man would do, now does it?!?
I expect this kind of thing out of ezro, what with his thigh and pie shennanigans, but I'm surprised at you...




I hope you're proud of yourself young lady.
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:11 PM   #1913
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I swear, that's what I thought it said when I first read it!
And he sounds like a very nice man.
I thought you were talking about playing mind games with a nice man while relaxing on a settee.

(Awww. I'm just screwing with you. On the computer.)

PLEASE BABY JESUS! STOP CRYING!
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:21 PM   #1914
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^No, just putting up a homemade screen piece by effing piece in temperatures roughly equivalent to the surface of the sun. Gotta work on my farmer's tan, you know. I meant screwing in the realm of drilling. I mean...Oh, bugger it, you know what I mean! My reputation as a coldhearted nun in a wool caftan and hornrimmed glasses remains intact.

As far as you know.


In other news, Frieda has gone and posted a provocative photo of herself on teh interwebs.


Lookin' good Frieda!! When you say shiny, you ain't kiddin!

eta I gave Baby Jesus a shot of tequila and he was out like a light. No worries.
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:32 PM   #1915
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My reputation as a coldhearted nun in a wool caftan and hornrimmed glasses remains intact.

As far as you know.
Oh now, I'm sure they're cool designer glasses, at the very least...
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:42 PM   #1916
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That's me on the left there.


Possibly dorky enough to appear purposefully ironic. You be the judge.

I've given up the smokes since then, of course.
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:24 AM   #1917
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So there I was, with the okapi and the two giraffes, at Neverland, tying Michael Jackson to a straight-backed chair with the regimental tie, when I noticed something significant: no Ysapur. Where had she gone?
She left, appalled by Marcus' protruding interest in Michael Jackson. She judiciously assumed she was no match for this company.
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:30 PM   #1918
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Hey, it was COLD in that room! Haven't you heard of "shrinkage"?
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:32 PM   #1919
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^lighthouse trouble, bales?
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Old 06-19-2008, 12:55 PM   #1920
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^^Ah, shrinkage, you call it? Well, that's the exact reason why I shrank away from there, quickly.

And... um... you used the okapi the wrong way.
*blushes, then runs away*
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