12-09-2012, 10:30 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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I was cutting my pinky finger on a toilet.
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12-24-2012, 09:15 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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16 hour maintenance window.
only slightly planned
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12-24-2012, 09:31 PM
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slightly effective
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I was at the Hotel California.
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12-25-2012, 01:34 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
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I was waiting in the wrong lobby...thought you said Motel
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01-08-2013, 05:49 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Took a long vacation and then had to go to work to recover from it.
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01-09-2013, 03:15 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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I had to dirty up my desk.
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01-12-2013, 04:58 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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Ummm...I don't remember. Sorry.
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02-01-2013, 09:18 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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The road to hell needed some paving.
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02-02-2013, 03:55 PM
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oi
Join Date: Feb 2008
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I was telling a joke
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02-20-2013, 01:17 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Inside the border wall
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I was abducted by a Native American Shaman and rescued by Chuck Norris, so I had to buy him a beer.
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03-02-2013, 01:08 AM
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slightly effective
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I was on YouTube.
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04-10-2013, 04:35 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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I'm just not that into you.
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04-17-2013, 06:29 PM
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unbelievable
Join Date: Jul 2008
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