08-04-2007, 01:17 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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How do I get rid of this hangover?
It's a bumpy ride |
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08-04-2007, 02:48 PM
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Human User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: In an Universe, far far away
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Why do you like it better on top?
No, in this case, 3 is equal to 1.
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"When the aliens land, will you still hate and kill other Earthlings?" |
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08-04-2007, 03:13 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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Does 1x3x1x3x1x3x1x3x1x3=3?
It's a bunch of bologna |
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08-05-2007, 05:19 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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oh my, isn't that just the sweetest corsage?
halfway between a scratch and a scrape |
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08-05-2007, 07:03 AM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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what's a scrapch?
ghoti
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the tea leaf family |
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08-05-2007, 07:45 AM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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What goes best with toast and tinned tomatoes?
Nim Chimpsky |
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08-05-2007, 03:58 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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In testing how your botox injections on your lips turned out...can you pronounce Noam Chomsky?
shiver me timbers |
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08-05-2007, 04:42 PM
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click click click
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: snap the fingers
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so, are you ready to enter the hemlock freezer?
it slices and dices, but will never be my friend.
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of the deadly ginger snaps |
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08-05-2007, 04:49 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 729
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How would you describe the comfort of your bicycle seat?
pandemonium |
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08-19-2007, 08:14 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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What does the san diego zoo use to clean out their star attractions' cages?
Root beer, with extra root, please.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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08-19-2007, 09:23 PM
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monkey
Join Date: May 2007
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What can I give you to make you the happiest man on earth?
It's not designed to work that way. |
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08-19-2007, 09:32 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,749
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What can I give you to make you the happiest wo/man on earth?
(Seriously, if we could all figure out that Seebe's answer to that question is the correct one, it would save us all a lot of trouble.  )No thanks, I'll walk. |
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08-20-2007, 02:16 AM
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uber sportsracer
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: mittle of nowhere, MN
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wanna take a ride on santa's lap?
chocolate monstrisoty |
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08-20-2007, 07:27 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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What was that new energy drink with more caffeine than no-doz going to be called?
It was some bad rock.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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08-20-2007, 09:10 PM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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Why didn't NASA ever go back to the moon?
I think it was Sigmund Freud. |
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