10-01-2009, 08:21 PM
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How did you cross the road now?
Nope. Not full yet. Working on it.
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10-04-2009, 11:45 AM
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Had enough moo goo gai cat yet?
A sinus headache.
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10-04-2009, 07:07 PM
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What do you call the ratio of the length of the side opposite an acute angle to the length of the hypotenuse?
Leave and let leave. |
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10-06-2009, 10:37 PM
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What's the title of the slow-developing movie in which the main character, in response to a being asked his name, says "Bark. James Bark."?
A plate of fried chicken, half a bottle of wine, and an attentive cat.
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10-15-2009, 05:56 PM
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constantly amazed
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What were the mummified remains in King Tut's tomb?
Meh - nothing to write home about.
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10-19-2009, 09:53 AM
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So, Kama Sutra Sex Camp -- how was it?
Get that thing away from me!
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10-20-2009, 11:23 AM
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waaaaaaa :)
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So then, what did she say to your renewed romantic efforts? ( - doubtless inspired by the totally a-romantic, kama-less KSSC leaflet me fears... )
Oh, something's always swollen, bruised or sprained - as a rule! |
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10-20-2009, 11:38 PM
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Any reason why you bought stock in Bayer, makers of the NSAID Aleve?
So I went under the knife.
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10-21-2009, 02:22 PM
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Sorry about that - you were saying? You were tired of getting so many women pregnant.....?
It all worked out just fine except for the chunk of roast beef.
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10-23-2009, 12:21 AM
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How was your saccade with you-know-who?
Shut the front door, mister falcon.
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10-23-2009, 12:26 PM
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Daddy, let's go over the plan again. What am I supposed to do as I go up to the attic to hide just after I make it look I climb into the flying saucer balloon thing we made in the back yard and just before you cut it loose?
Collard greens.
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10-23-2009, 12:44 PM
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I understand where we get the communist reds and the Oxford blues, but what do you call those eco-folk who don't seem to have a good head on their shoulders?
Twenty-five or six to four.
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10-24-2009, 01:50 AM
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About how many more posts do I have to get to the next thousands-digit in my post count?
Ok. Ok. So, it didn't actually fit.
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04-10-2010, 01:15 AM
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Why'd this thread fall off the main page?
Indeed. It didn't.
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06-08-2010, 04:12 PM
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Are you a pathological liar? I thought it did?
There was a disturbance in the fours.
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