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slightly effective
Join Date: Aug 2003
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What's bubbling?
It's just work. |
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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What is the amount of energy transferred by a force acting through a distance?
They call em "blogwats".
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#3063 |
monkey
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 671
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How many blogs could a blog blog if a blog could blog blogs?
Well, it makes for an interesting family photo. |
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#3064 |
slightly effective
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: >>>
Posts: 2,404
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Would you stay on vacation forever?
Light your own light. |
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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When you asked the boys what they were doing with your barbecue lighter, what did they say?
There are a few ways to skin that cat.
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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So, Heracles, any tips on how to deal with this lion that escaped from the Iraklion zoo?
Hold it in, for the love of God.
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#3067 |
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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what's your view on farting in church?
just hammer it and hope it stays
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#3068 |
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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how would you summarize "The Women-With-Low-Self-Esteem's Guide to Getting and Keeping a Husband"?
Johnny Cash's covers of Depeche Mode and Nine Inch Nails
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#3069 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
Posts: 8,967
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How do we know that it isn't only in country songs that he can't hit and stay on pitch?
A large, full, black plastic bag by the side of the road.
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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What was the ultimate destination for all those regimental ties you've been hoarding over the decades?
It was an intermittent fascination.
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#3071 |
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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So this "Ask a question, then Answer a new one!" thread... what does the board think about it?
If it's been more than a month, it's fair game.
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#3072 |
waaaaaaa :)
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Berlin
Posts: 3,875
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is it ok to use the dreadful word again?
never ever. Last edited by Stephi_B : 10-01-2011 at 02:56 PM. |
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#3073 |
left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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Know wot I mean?
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#3074 |
Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
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Who officiated at the *actual* royal wedding? you know, the one in Vegas?
Cinnamon wine.
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#3075 |
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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So Michael Kors, what's the name of that new hot shade on the runways?
I'm just procrastinating.
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