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In the upcoming Windows release, the Blue Screen of Death has been replaced with the Blue Screen of Chuck Norris.
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04-08-2006, 07:38 PM
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There is no equal and opposite reaction for Chuck Norris.
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04-08-2006, 07:39 PM
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Wonder doesn't bake crustless white bread. Chuck Norris scares the crust off prior to shipping.
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04-08-2006, 07:41 PM
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Chuck Norris pulled a wart off his big toe one day. That wart could kick you ass.
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04-08-2006, 07:42 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a can opener. Cans just open out of fear.
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04-08-2006, 07:43 PM
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Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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04-09-2006, 11:52 AM
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Global warming is a farce cause Chuck Norris said so, now shut up about it!
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Ore ha irru da yo Last edited by Roze : 04-09-2006 at 12:32 PM. |
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04-09-2006, 12:01 PM
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Chuck Norris makes rent via roundhouse kick
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04-09-2006, 12:10 PM
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris kicked your ass
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04-09-2006, 12:25 PM
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 One can only dream of having their initials on the side of a train like Chuck Norris  This is a given considering whose caboose we're talkin about. Besides, CN isn't submissive... right?!?
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04-09-2006, 11:44 PM
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Ze kicked Chuck's ass, then he realized it was only a mini-chuck, and chuck norris kicked ze's ass, chuck the realized that it was a mini-Ze, and he ran for his life.
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04-10-2006, 01:17 AM
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04-10-2006, 05:25 PM
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Chuck Norris has 12,900,000
Ze has 301,000,000
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04-10-2006, 05:26 PM
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Ze WINS!!!!
  
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04-14-2006, 08:35 PM
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Chuck Norris laughs at your attempt at humor..it will be the last sound you ever hear.
Chuck also says go here, wear these: http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?...affiliate=2252
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