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Old 10-08-2007, 12:43 PM   #151
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.
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Old 10-16-2007, 09:37 AM   #152
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:23 AM   #153
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:55 AM   #154
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?
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Old 06-23-2008, 01:48 AM   #155
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:44 AM   #156
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?
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Old 06-24-2008, 08:27 PM   #157
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:31 AM   #158
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:27 AM   #159
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!
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Old 07-02-2008, 12:01 PM   #160
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.
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Old 07-02-2008, 12:25 PM   #161
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

CHOPSTICK #3: Obedience is not my style. That's why I dumped that loser Chopstick #4, he was always telling me I had to come and meet him for a bite to eat.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:17 PM   #162
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

CHOPSTICK #3: Obedience is not my style. That's why I dumped that loser Chopstick #4, he was always telling me I had to come and meet him for a bite to eat.

CHOPSTICK #1: Partnership is the essence of true chopstickhood. Whithout your partner you're just an oversized splinter!
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Old 07-02-2008, 03:47 PM   #163
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Posts: 1,841 CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

CHOPSTICK #3: Obedience is not my style. That's why I dumped that loser Chopstick #4, he was always telling me I had to come and meet him for a bite to eat.

CHOPSTICK #1: Partnership is the essence of true chopstickhood. Whithout your partner you're just an oversized splinter!

CHOPSTICK #4: Let me take you to lunch, honey, and I will let you see my oversized splinter!
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:13 PM   #164
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CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

CHOPSTICK #3: Obedience is not my style. That's why I dumped that loser Chopstick #4, he was always telling me I had to come and meet him for a bite to eat.

CHOPSTICK #1: Partnership is the essence of true chopstickhood. Whithout your partner you're just an oversized splinter!

CHOPSTICK #4: Let me take you to lunch, honey, and I will let you see my oversized splinter!

CHOPSTICK #1, CHOPSTICK #2 & CHOPSTICK #3 (in unison): QUIT MESSING WITH THE ALPHABET!

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[CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

CHOPSTICK #3: Obedience is not my style. That's why I dumped that loser Chopstick #4, he was always telling me I had to come and meet him for a bite to eat.

CHOPSTICK #1: Partnership is the essence of true chopstickhood. Whithout your partner you're just an oversized splinter!

CHOPSTICK #4: Let me take you to lunch, honey, and I will let you see my oversized splinter!

CHOPSTICK #1, CHOPSTICK #2 & CHOPSTICK #3 (in unison): QUIT MESSING WITH THE ALPHABET!

CHOPSTICK #4: Revenge is mine!
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