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Old 04-11-2007, 01:40 AM   #2656
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:40 AM   #2657
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Old 04-11-2007, 10:31 AM   #2658
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Old 04-11-2007, 02:21 PM   #2659
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:51 PM   #2660
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:02 PM   #2661
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^^^ That would be a cool show to see live!!
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:34 PM   #2662
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Or enter oneself. I love how they just go for it.
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:04 AM   #2663
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System Administrator: There's something uploading like mad, it's stuffing up the whole network.
Me: Could it be spyware?
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Me: Oh. What's iWare?
SA: In what context?
Me: Just a program I can see running.
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Old 04-12-2007, 08:47 PM   #2664
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Old 04-13-2007, 02:59 PM   #2665
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My mom's dvd player took a dump so I bought her a new one but didn't tell her I was buying it and just had it shipped to her. I saw that it was delivered today so I called her.

Mom: Did you send me something
Me: Yes, I got you a new dvd player
Mom: Oh gosh, I was so worried, I wouldn't let your dad open the box because I was afraid it might be a bomb.

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Old 04-13-2007, 03:18 PM   #2666
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^^^^That made me laugh;

AND
This makes me smile:
feeds fish at zoo
A swan in a Chinese zoo feeds its fish friends every day to the amazement of visitors.
The swan picks up the feed and takes it to the mouths of the waiting fish, reports Southern City Papers.

"They became close friends after three years of playing together," say staff at Safari Park in Shenzhen City.
"Every time I come to feed the swan, all the fish follow him to the bank, with mouths open. And he takes the food and puts some into each of the hungry mouths," says the feeder.
"When everyone has eaten enough, the swan goes back onto the water and plays with his fish friends again."
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Old 04-13-2007, 04:57 PM   #2667
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Avvy, that story reminds me of some friends of mine.
They have a couple of shelties. They train them for agility meets. Beautiful dogs.
They also have a ring necked parrot they kept in a separate room because they were afraid the dogs would hurt the parrot.
One time they left the house and somehow the shelties got the door to the room the parrot stayed in open. When they got home they found one of the them patiently sittiing under the parrot's perch. The parrot was taking one piece of it's food at a time and dropping it on the floor for the dog to eat. When the dog ate the food the parrot would drop another piece on the floor.
Needless to say, the parrot isn't kept in a shut room anymore and both dogs are a few pounds heavier.
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Old 04-13-2007, 08:45 PM   #2668
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Old 04-14-2007, 05:17 PM   #2669
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educational video about fx of drugs on wood spiders >2 min

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Old 04-16-2007, 05:09 PM   #2670
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and I meow meow meow and I
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