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Old 07-10-2003, 10:54 AM   #16
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Old 07-13-2003, 02:51 PM   #17
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NeilX> They have rename the Bible
NeilX> its now called
NeilX> The Sidez
NeilX> I read chapter one.
NeilX> the hold gospel according to Sega
NeilX> and the mighty sidez came down
NeilX> and he said
NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER
NeilX> AND POOF
NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua fighter
NeilX> the lord sidez said
NeilX> teh sucks there is no good combo moves
NeilX> let their be VIRTUA FIGHTER 2
NeilX> 10 billon JAP PROGRAMMERS made virtua figher
wazy> neil is drunk
NeilX> but the elite g0d sidez said, i need more vectorz
NeilX> AND POOF
NeilX> THE DICSIPLE XBOX WAS BORNAGE
Sidez> ON THE SEVENTH DAY
Sidez> I CREATED
Sidez> TEH XBOX
Sidez> AND IT WAS BIG
NeilX> and it sucked
Sidez> SILENCE INFIDEL
NeilX> ON THE EIGTH DAY HE CREATED HIS OWN COCK
NeilX> AND IT WAS SMALL
* NeilX laughs
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Old 07-13-2003, 03:23 PM   #18
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-- BEGIN TRANSMISSION --


"OMG. On the Fourth of July, I had like.. the WORST dry mouth. I didn't know what to do."
"Did you take a FREAKIN DRINK?"
"Oh.. No."


-- END OF TRANSMISSION --
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Old 07-13-2003, 10:26 PM   #19
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"Why don't you get married instead? It takes less imagination."

-one of my students after hearing what I plan to do after leaving Japan next month.


"Find a nice Ozzie or Kiwi to marry for a while."

-my friend via e-mail after I told him part of what I plan to do after Japan.


"Honey, that's great. Go for it."

-my mother after I told her what I plan to do after Japan.
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:22 AM   #20
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i will force them to be happy! listen to the happy music! I will make them watch Bob Ross!

And I shall seduce you, with my sweet banjo sounds, you will be helpless but to remove your clothes
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:27 AM   #21
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*twang twang twung bing twang twing!* goes the banjo
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:43 AM   #22
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where the hell do you get this stuff? you must associate with some real idiots.
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Old 07-16-2003, 09:09 PM   #23
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The Canadian Wilderness committee stopped in asking for memberships near a month ago...

i invited the man in, and sat back down to feeding my kids..

Kieran my son who is three, asked if that was daddy at the door.

i said it wasn't and explained who it was.

Kieran told the canvasser: "My daddy has a small penis"

and then he went back to eating his dinner.
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Old 07-17-2003, 05:10 AM   #24
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Sounds like you're got them well-trained sixfinger!
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:59 AM   #25
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I swear, it's like people need to have visions of some chick smashing geckos between her toes whilst they jack off with tacks and crisco in their hands.

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However, if we discover a complete theory, it should in time be understandable by everyone, not just by a few scientists. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists and just ordinary people, be able to take part in the discussion of the question of why it is that we and the universe exist. If we find the answer to that, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason -- for then we should know the mind of God.
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Old 07-17-2003, 10:05 AM   #26
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Old 07-17-2003, 09:23 PM   #27
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Even more ideas on what to do after Japan:

"amanda the amazing kimono-clad accordianist and her sidekick Dickie-the-Monkey. sublime."

-dC
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Old 07-18-2003, 02:42 AM   #28
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Sounds like you're got them well-trained sixfinger!
ummmm. no i guess the funny part was that I have Honestly never said that in my entire life...

i guess you had to be there.
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Old 07-18-2003, 02:59 AM   #29
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Even more ideas on what to do after Japan:

"amanda the amazing kimono-clad accordianist and her sidekick Dickie-the-Monkey. sublime."

-dC

OO OOO!!
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:37 PM   #30
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