Politically incorrect costume ideas - Page 2 - ZEFRANK.COM

zenbabe · 10-21-2003, 02:18 AM

I am going as "censored" at work this year. All you need is a strip of black construction paper and some tacky to keep it over your eyes for the company picture.....

lapietra · 10-21-2003, 02:23 AM

LOL zennie!!! I love that... understated yet powerful.

lapietra · 10-21-2003, 02:25 AM

Oh... BTW... this isn't politically incorrect... but one year my parents dressed as slugs. They sewed their own costumes... furry... long traily tails... I think there are pics somewhere...

zenbabe · 10-21-2003, 02:50 AM

I went one year as the farmers daughter, my boyfriend was the farmer. I was about 8 months pregnant. (in costume people) we were at the bar, drinking and smoking...people kept coming up to me telling me I shouldn't drink and smoke while that pregnant. My boyfriend (the farmer) had that sheep attatched to his crotch..only it was much smaller. Oh, I also had a knocked out front tooth and a black eye (also in costume)

If you want a reaction people..this is the way to do it.....

yodeling_booyah · 10-21-2003, 06:16 AM

I heard of a gy who went as a zit. He painted his face red and would fill his mouth with whipped cream and spew it out randomly.

jaymirror · 10-21-2003, 07:00 AM

How about dressing up like Monica Lewinski with fake lips and a long long tongue dangling out of them with white glue on it. One can fold one end of the tongue and use it as a glove. Best if you keep the tongue wet and go around touching people in their face.

Is that sick?

tammycincy · 10-21-2003, 09:46 AM

These are incredible ideas. I think I'm going to do the Roy of Siegfried & roy idea. This is a perfect moment for it.

priceyfatprude · 10-21-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaymirror
How about dressing up like Monica Lewinski with fake lips and a long long tongue dangling out of them with white glue on it. One can fold one end of the tongue and use it as a glove. Best if you keep the tongue wet and go around touching people in their face.

Is that sick?

No, no, no.

I saw a Lewinsky one year. All you need is a black wig, a beret, and one of those things you hold onto in the pool--a kickboard? to kneel on.

jaymirror · 10-21-2003, 10:37 AM

Yes that's fun, but it's not reeeeeaaaaally tasteless. Is it?

priceyfatprude · 10-21-2003, 10:41 AM

Reeeeeeeally tasteless would be that costume, holding a cigar & walking around w/mayo on your chin all night.

jaymirror · 10-21-2003, 10:47 AM

Indeed! I think now I won't be able to eat dinner.

priceyfatprude · 10-21-2003, 10:49 AM

Or holding the mayo in your mouth & letting it dribble down your chin & all over your chest.

Can I pass you the mashed potatoes, jaymirror?

jaymirror · 10-21-2003, 11:46 AM

Sure! Then come closer and I will show you how good I can kiss.

priceyfatprude · 10-21-2003, 11:47 AM

SNOWBALL!

jaymirror · 10-21-2003, 11:48 AM

Snowball??

10-21-2003, 02:18 AM	#16
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I am going as "censored" at work this year. All you need is a strip of black construction paper and some tacky to keep it over your eyes for the company picture..... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-21-2003, 02:23 AM	#17
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	LOL zennie!!! I love that... understated yet powerful. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

10-21-2003, 02:25 AM	#18
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Oh... BTW... this isn't politically incorrect... but one year my parents dressed as slugs. They sewed their own costumes... furry... long traily tails... I think there are pics somewhere... __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks Last edited by lapietra : 10-21-2003 at 02:50 AM.

10-21-2003, 02:50 AM	#19
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I went one year as the farmers daughter, my boyfriend was the farmer. I was about 8 months pregnant. (in costume people) we were at the bar, drinking and smoking...people kept coming up to me telling me I shouldn't drink and smoke while that pregnant. My boyfriend (the farmer) had that sheep attatched to his crotch..only it was much smaller. Oh, I also had a knocked out front tooth and a black eye (also in costume) If you want a reaction people..this is the way to do it..... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

10-21-2003, 06:16 AM	#20
yodeling_booyah What's the word...... Join Date: May 2003 Location: Right here, silly... Posts: 56	I heard of a gy who went as a zit. He painted his face red and would fill his mouth with whipped cream and spew it out randomly. __________________ Did I say that out loud?

10-21-2003, 07:00 AM	#21
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	How about dressing up like Monica Lewinski with fake lips and a long long tongue dangling out of them with white glue on it. One can fold one end of the tongue and use it as a glove. Best if you keep the tongue wet and go around touching people in their face. Is that sick?

10-21-2003, 09:46 AM	#22
tammycincy monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 19	OH MY These are incredible ideas. I think I'm going to do the Roy of Siegfried & roy idea. This is a perfect moment for it.

10-21-2003, 10:37 AM	#24
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	Yes that's fun, but it's not reeeeeaaaaally tasteless. Is it?

10-21-2003, 10:41 AM	#25
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Reeeeeeeally tasteless would be that costume, holding a cigar & walking around w/mayo on your chin all night. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

10-21-2003, 10:47 AM	#26
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	Indeed! I think now I won't be able to eat dinner.

10-21-2003, 10:49 AM	#27
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Or holding the mayo in your mouth & letting it dribble down your chin & all over your chest. Can I pass you the mashed potatoes, jaymirror? __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

10-21-2003, 11:46 AM	#28
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	Sure! Then come closer and I will show you how good I can kiss.

10-21-2003, 11:47 AM	#29
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	SNOWBALL! __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

10-21-2003, 11:48 AM	#30
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	Snowball??

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