Best Line Heard All Week - ZEFRANK.COM

amanda · 07-08-2003, 11:59 PM

"I want a toilet-paper pool in the sky"
-told to me by a 9 year old when asked what he wanted in his dream home.

share yours.

Unsound · 07-09-2003, 03:14 AM

“This deliverance of knowledge from servitude to the will, this forgetting of the individual self and its material interest, this elevation of the mind to the will-less contemplation of truth, is the function of art.”

-Schopenhauer

Frieda · 07-09-2003, 04:14 AM

"be nice for yourself."

said by the girl from the human resource department, after complaining about the communication skills of my manager

dickieC · 07-09-2003, 06:44 AM

"So it goes." Kurt Vonnegut.

zefrank · 07-09-2003, 07:56 AM

I'm gonna get you nekkid by the end of this song - J. Timberlake.

Frieda · 07-09-2003, 07:59 AM

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He knew what he had to do, and he decided to go a on a journey, a journey to the underwear gods.

...

Quote:

Late at night, the young lad snuck into the castle, right past the guards and into the princesses room, where she lay sleeping... naked of course.

i love it. it's going to be a whole story. i'm not going to post everything of it, but this really made my day!

bealeblues · 07-09-2003, 08:13 AM

"spontaneity always takes a little bit of planning."

-- dickieC

chuckie egg · 07-09-2003, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zefrank
I'm gonna get you nekkid by the end of this song - J. Timberlake.

ah!! THATs what he says!! Thanks!

trisherina · 07-09-2003, 11:39 AM

I swear, it's like people need to have visions of some chick smashing geckos between her toes whilst they jack off with tacks and crisco in their hands.

--Miss Malevolent

priceyfatprude · 07-09-2003, 12:37 PM

"U were so hard 2 find
The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime --Prince

beckstra · 07-09-2003, 04:19 PM

"A genuine article, I do not sing tho. I sling tho, if anything I bling, yo." - Jay-Z

malina · 07-09-2003, 04:23 PM

"tell the little one to blow it out his ass when he gets back...."

noxxville · 07-09-2003, 07:03 PM

ME:"So, what'd you do last night?"
Mad George:"Oh, you know.....fought off some bum that was mad cause I was sleeping in his box.....threw up in a mailbox...the usual."

zenbabe · 07-09-2003, 08:18 PM

"what are they going to call it? Raiders of the Lost Sandwich?"

(during a discussion about the rumor that there is going to be a new Indiana Jones movie, and whether harrison ford was going to get calista flockhart a roll in it....?

RuneT · 07-10-2003, 10:30 AM

Attention FBI: I Plan on Destroying RealNetworks Headquarters From an Orbital Laser Cannon

07-08-2003, 11:59 PM	#1
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Best Line Heard All Week "I want a toilet-paper pool in the sky" -told to me by a 9 year old when asked what he wanted in his dream home. share yours.

07-09-2003, 04:14 AM	#3
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,506	"be nice for yourself." said by the girl from the human resource department, after complaining about the communication skills of my manager __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

07-09-2003, 06:44 AM	#4
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	"So it goes." Kurt Vonnegut. __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

07-09-2003, 08:13 AM	#7
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	"spontaneity always takes a little bit of planning." -- dickieC __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

07-09-2003, 11:39 AM	#9
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I swear, it's like people need to have visions of some chick smashing geckos between her toes whilst they jack off with tacks and crisco in their hands. --Miss Malevolent __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

07-09-2003, 03:14 AM	#2
Unsound rabbit: done being cute Join Date: May 2003 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 270	“This deliverance of knowledge from servitude to the will, this forgetting of the individual self and its material interest, this elevation of the mind to the will-less contemplation of truth, is the function of art.” -Schopenhauer

07-09-2003, 07:56 AM	#5
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	I'm gonna get you nekkid by the end of this song - J. Timberlake.

07-09-2003, 12:37 PM	#10
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	"U were so hard 2 find The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime --Prince __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

07-09-2003, 04:19 PM	#11
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	"A genuine article, I do not sing tho. I sling tho, if anything I bling, yo." - Jay-Z __________________ I'd rather be making out.

07-09-2003, 04:23 PM	#12
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	"tell the little one to blow it out his ass when he gets back...."

07-09-2003, 07:03 PM	#13
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	ME:"So, what'd you do last night?" Mad George:"Oh, you know.....fought off some bum that was mad cause I was sleeping in his box.....threw up in a mailbox...the usual." __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

07-09-2003, 08:18 PM	#14
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	"what are they going to call it? Raiders of the Lost Sandwich?" (during a discussion about the rumor that there is going to be a new Indiana Jones movie, and whether harrison ford was going to get calista flockhart a roll in it....? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

07-10-2003, 10:30 AM	#15
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,735	Attention FBI: I Plan on Destroying RealNetworks Headquarters From an Orbital Laser Cannon __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

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