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Old 07-08-2003, 11:59 PM   #1
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Best Line Heard All Week

"I want a toilet-paper pool in the sky"
-told to me by a 9 year old when asked what he wanted in his dream home.


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Old 07-09-2003, 03:14 AM   #2
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“This deliverance of knowledge from servitude to the will, this forgetting of the individual self and its material interest, this elevation of the mind to the will-less contemplation of truth, is the function of art.”

-Schopenhauer
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:14 AM   #3
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"be nice for yourself."

said by the girl from the human resource department, after complaining about the communication skills of my manager
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:44 AM   #4
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:56 AM   #5
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:59 AM   #6
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He knew what he had to do, and he decided to go a on a journey, a journey to the underwear gods.
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Late at night, the young lad snuck into the castle, right past the guards and into the princesses room, where she lay sleeping... naked of course.
i love it. it's going to be a whole story. i'm not going to post everything of it, but this really made my day!
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:13 AM   #7
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:25 AM   #8
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I'm gonna get you nekkid by the end of this song - J. Timberlake.
ah!! THATs what he says!! Thanks!
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Old 07-09-2003, 11:39 AM   #9
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I swear, it's like people need to have visions of some chick smashing geckos between her toes whilst they jack off with tacks and crisco in their hands.

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Old 07-09-2003, 12:37 PM   #10
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The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:19 PM   #11
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"A genuine article, I do not sing tho. I sling tho, if anything I bling, yo." - Jay-Z
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:23 PM   #12
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:03 PM   #13
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ME:"So, what'd you do last night?"
Mad George:"Oh, you know.....fought off some bum that was mad cause I was sleeping in his box.....threw up in a mailbox...the usual."
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:18 PM   #14
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"what are they going to call it? Raiders of the Lost Sandwich?"

(during a discussion about the rumor that there is going to be a new Indiana Jones movie, and whether harrison ford was going to get calista flockhart a roll in it....?
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Old 07-10-2003, 10:30 AM   #15
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