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Old 12-19-2002, 03:43 PM   #1
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Questions to drag your sorry butts offa IM

Ok, ok, so it's gotten quiet here. Let's change that and talk about our favorite subjects! OURSELVES! hehe.


Here goes:

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

Go at er!
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Old 12-19-2002, 04:02 PM   #2
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1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
Most people notice my eyes or my voice first.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
the Human Rights Campaign

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
My mother. She overcame severe abuse and trauma to become one of the greatest people Ive ever known. Shes got a great sense of humour, is tough and very loving. Shes stupendous.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
I got a degree in Theatre Direction and Design.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
I like kids a lot. I dont know if Ill ever have any of my own.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
No clue. My memory's awful. I can't even remember what I got last Christmas.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
i'm great with numbers, i just don't want to take the time to do it. i have someone else take care of it for me.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Recipe for Egg nog + Brandy

Ingredients:
Egg nog
Brandy

Directions:
Pour egg nog into a glass filling the glass half-way
Fill the glass with brandy
Stir
Drink
Repeat until wearing egg nog, brandy, and several strands of tinsel

Variations:
Egg nog + peppermint schnapps
Egg nog + amaretto
Egg nog + spiced rum
Peppermint schnapps
Vodka + more vodka
Gin + Nyquil

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
Very beautiful and intelligent, this woman is someone that I am pleased to learn more about. I am happy to have met her.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
Confidence. With this all else is possible.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
People think Im Catholic my place is a shrine to wax and wick

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
My throat is scratchy from singing all night. Were in a karaoke bar in Vegas and Dinz is hitting on every woman in the room. Im following him up, and, being chivalrous as always, trying to apologize for his conduct. Im wishing everyone else from the board is there with us, but, oh well, theyre all busy plugging slots. I cant stop winking.

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Old 12-19-2002, 04:07 PM   #3
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1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

loaded question... but i'll go with either my blonde hair or my emerald green eyes... i'm simply dreamy....

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

CF Foundation. (personal reasons)

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

ummm... i'll get back to you on that.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

i did; i took english (though you'd never know it here)/chem/psych/eventually law

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

i try to stay away from goats, even little ones.... i have no goats, and don't want goats

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

computer (although the thing is dead now)

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

ask my accountant (like i have one)

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

orange juice and absolut (either citron or mandarin; although mandarin works great with sprite)

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

more tolerance in the little finger than i have in my whole body

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

i already have all of those....

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

i typically stay away from candles b/c most scents give me spintering headaches, but i like those that don't give me headaches and will burn them in my place occasionally

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

i'll never tell, but if i'm that drunk, let me know if i had a good time
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Old 12-19-2002, 04:25 PM   #4
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1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

-My smile, wit and charm

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

- toys for tots, or make a wish foundation

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

- Mirror mirror on the wall....

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

- I did, but I dropped out to run away to L.A to become and actress..... wasted youth..

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

Yes, I do, No, I don't, Yes, I do..someday...

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

-I hate Christmas, I never get anything good

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

- how many languages can you say "horrible" in?

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

-not totally Christmas, but easy as sin to make and yummy

-1 lb grated cheese
-1 lb cooked italian sausage (the bulk kind, not links)
-3 cups bisquick

mush all together until it turns into orange dough, make lil balls, cook for about 15 minutes at 300 degrees or until they start turning a little bit brown, you will be able to tell when they are done. yummy!! Always a hit!

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
-you just gotta love beale

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

-all of the above, plus curley hair

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

-I am neurotic about candles, I have them everywhere, and aroma therapy burning oils!

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

-I would be with NYC, because we already have a date planned and we would be mad flirting with potential sugar daddies.
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Old 12-19-2002, 05:02 PM   #5
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1. Ffirst thing the opposite sex notices about you?
They say it's my eyes, but some say my killer butt.

2. What charity?
Special Olympics

3. Do you have a person you admire?
No - heroes let you down regularly

4. Did you go to college?
BSc in Petroleum technology (Chemstry major)

5. Do you like kids?
Not particularly - 6 stepkids (2 grandkids)

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
A red London bus to ride on when I was 4

7. Are you good with your finances?
No, but solvent (just)

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Whiskey and green Ginger Wine

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
Spunky

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute
Please give me more brains that I dont keep fuking things up like always.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles
They are OK in a tart's boudoir.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
If I'm drunk, they are probably in a coma on their way to a hospital.
I'd like to get shit-faced with many of you, but MoN would be interesting as he gets more philosophical as the booze seeps into his wise veins.
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Old 12-19-2002, 05:14 PM   #6
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1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

well, right now I'd say the holy trinity on my chin...guh...but other than right now, I'd say the red hair

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

speed the light--it's an organization that gets vehicles, specialized equpiment, and food and medical supplies to missionaries

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

i could say Jesus, but that'd just bore you...so apart from him, I'd have to go with my friend Chad, everytime i'm around him, because he's got so many admirable qualities

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

yes, i did, but only for half a semester...i was on probation because i never took any foreign languages in highschool, failed french, and decided i wanted to go to a seminary instead

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

depends, as long as they're upwards of 8 years old, yes...i have none (unless you count my jr highers), and i'd like some kids, but i think i'm just gonna adopt an older child

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

silly question kids...it's Jesus

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

don't ask, it's a sore spot at the moment

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

one candy cane
one cup of hot coca
put candy cane in hot coca


9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

dinzdale has great character

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

confidence, cause arrogance sucks and is easily attainable with the other two qualities, however, i think it's possible to maintain a balanced level of confidence and humility

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

yes, 10

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

um, well, i don't drink, but if i did, i'd have to say deviate, cause deviate is the zemonkey that lives closest to me, and likely, i'd just be talking a lot
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Old 12-19-2002, 05:49 PM   #7
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1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?
My big throbbing brain.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?
Greenpeace

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?
Nearly everybody in some regard. My Dad. Watching him face the music of the federal government was a great lesson in grace and courage.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?
Acting major... had a family, never graduated

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?
Love 'em. Had 'em. All growed up... or nearly so.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?
A blow job

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?
I'm good but I've never had much to work with.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.
Brine your bird overnight in a five gallon bucket filled with:
three gallons water
1 cup sea salt
1 cup soy sauce
1 pint orange juice
1/2 cup pineapple Juice
tablespoon cloves
tablespoon garlic powder
tablespoon of onion powder
1/2 tablespoon tumeric

Rinse, fill cavity with green onions, garlic, carrots, tarragon, & celery. Cook the stuffing on the stove top and put in a baking pan 30 minutes before the bird is ready. Pop the bird into a 450 degree oven for 20 minutes. Turn the heat down to 325 and cook until a thermometer in the breast reads 160... or till the pop-up pops.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.
She makes faith look good

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?
I'll go with confidence. Because that's the right answer.

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?
Sorry, I'm still laughing at the idea of "tart's boudoir" being said in a british accent


12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!
Gotta go with the dinz. professional to the end... Then he and I could round up you wimmins one at a time
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Old 12-19-2002, 05:56 PM   #8
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Re: Questions to drag your sorry butts offa IM

Here goes:

1. What would you say is the first thing the opposite sex notices about you?

They don't.

2. What charity would you donate a million dollars to if you suddenly found yourself rich?

Oxfam. 'Cos it started here. Or the RuneT webcam entertainment foundation.

3. Do you have a person you admire? Who? Why?

Um, astronauts, collectively, for daring to trust technology to fly into a vacuum.

4. Did you go to college? What did you take? If you didn't, what were your reasons for not going?

Still here, just.

5. Do you like kids? Do you have any? Do you want any?

Never really tried or failed to like them. Have none, am insistent on the distinction between wanting children as an abstract concept and wanting to have a family with the person you love. Some people just don't get it.

6. What was the best Christmas present you've ever received?

A copy of the computer game "The Hobbit" when I was about 9.

7. Are you good with your finances or are you woefully pathetic like me that way?

Money is for doing stuff with.

8. Give us a good Christmas recipe here.

Turkey curry, for the leftovers, lots of mango chutney, mmmmm.

9. Say something nice about the person who posted above you.

Blimey, he's clever.

10. God gives you one outstanding attribute; either looks, brains or confidence ... which do you choose and why?

Looks (see 1.)

11. My apartment smells like strawberry and cream candles ... I love candles. Do you like candles? If so, how many do you have? If not, why not?

Yes, but only for ceremonial purposes. Not allowed naked flames in the 400 year-old building where I live.

12. You're drunk, you're in a bar and you're out with one person from this board. Who is it and what's happening?!

Amanda, just to see.

Enough questions already!
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Old 12-19-2002, 06:38 PM   #9
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Well post your answers and give me some more ammo.....
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Old 12-19-2002, 06:49 PM   #10
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I will let my flame burn in secret......for now.........




(BTW: the 2 prison bitches you have (BB and DV8) must go before I could ever consumate our sacred tryst)
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Old 12-19-2002, 06:52 PM   #11
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wow... prison bitch... that's about the nicest thing anyone's said about me all day
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Old 12-19-2002, 07:09 PM   #12
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OH SHITE ! ! Did I say that out loud? I only meant to think it......
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Old 12-19-2002, 07:09 PM   #13
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funny thing, that song was writen about the forbidden love of the Beatles' homosexual manager.

quite fitting in this case...

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Old 12-19-2002, 07:14 PM   #14
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Old 12-19-2002, 07:16 PM   #15
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4 inch spiked heels........mmmmmmmmm

....and you will note that at the moment on the board are me, NYC and lo and behold, the Mutt and Jeff of Zemonkeys

'Nuff said




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