10-22-2011, 02:21 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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Hello my name is Joe. I have a wife and 3 kids and I work at the button factory. One day, my boss came in and said "Joe, Are you busy?"
It was initially unpleasant, but it sure got that nasty smoke flavor out of my mouth.
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09-26-2012, 05:10 AM
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left hanging
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How'd that new gargling tabasco work out?
Just a tingle every now and then. |
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09-26-2012, 09:54 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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Do you have any memories of surviving execution by electric chair?
The most important thing is to keep coming back to it.
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09-26-2012, 02:19 PM
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How goes that elephant statue you're chipping out of that block of granite?
Just habit, really.
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09-27-2012, 08:13 AM
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constantly amazed
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Why do you always wear a black and white wimple?
I bought the rug to cover it.
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. |
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09-28-2012, 03:37 PM
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When you picked out your couch, did the Furniture Club have a two-item minimum?
Appalachian Summer, Winter and Fall
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09-29-2012, 09:08 PM
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slightly effective
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How do you cope when its all uphill until spring?
I'd take the beach house. |
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09-30-2012, 10:58 AM
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left hanging
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If you were going to the beach, what would you take?
Polka dots! |
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09-30-2012, 12:08 PM
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meretricious dilettante
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When you hit Karl Lagerfeld, what does he see instead of stars?
Chicken train.
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10-04-2012, 04:31 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
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Well, I guess I see your point that your new humane, organic poultry farm is really going above and beyond the usual "free range", but how do you get them all the way across Europe twice a year?
Hot as the hinges on the gates of hell. |
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10-20-2012, 07:18 AM
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left hanging
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Hey perla, how do you look in a bikini?
People can't get enough of it! |
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10-22-2012, 10:16 PM
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Seriously... you sell people a box, and inside it is nothing?
He just came back from Connecticut. And all is now merriness and light.
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10-23-2012, 03:57 PM
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Rhinoceros fan
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Whatever happened to that buddy of yours who felt unfulfilled because he had never seen a collection of Timex watches and an Easter Island replica all in one place?
Nasal steroids and a fluffernutter sandwich. |
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10-23-2012, 09:08 PM
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left hanging
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What do they call a good night out in Austin, Texas?
99% perspiration, 1% inspiration. |
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10-24-2012, 02:05 PM
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Did you write your last limerick in the sauna?
My volleyball. It's slightly flat.
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