communal limericks - ZEFRANK.COM

JudyPatooty · 11-05-2002, 11:03 AM

Basic rules are like those for the communal haiku thread -- each person adds a line.

Let's keep 'em clean folks! But with lots of good word play, because we all know that good word play is excellent foreplay!

Here we go...

There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred

dinzdale · 11-05-2002, 11:15 AM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

zenbabe · 11-05-2002, 07:37 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

amanda · 11-05-2002, 10:35 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

catbelly · 11-05-2002, 10:50 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

5. She stood me up, thus made me see RED.

dinzdale · 11-06-2002, 12:06 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze

JudyPatooty · 11-06-2002, 01:29 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously

dinzdale · 11-06-2002, 01:38 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills

zenbabe · 11-06-2002, 03:50 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills

dinzdale · 11-06-2002, 08:36 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills
5. and frightened the life out of me.

JudyPatooty · 11-07-2002, 02:50 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose

Deviate · 11-07-2002, 03:16 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose

catbelly · 11-07-2002, 07:47 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"

beckstra · 11-07-2002, 08:15 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"

Deviate · 11-07-2002, 08:20 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"
5. Said the moose, "Kindly kiss my caboose."

11-05-2002, 11:03 AM	#1
JudyPatooty nudge nudge wink wink Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 99	communal limericks Basic rules are like those for the communal haiku thread -- each person adds a line. Let's keep 'em clean folks! But with lots of good word play, because we all know that good word play is excellent foreplay! Here we go... There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred

11-05-2002, 07:37 PM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred. 2. Who burst in the classroom and said. 3. I'm so sorry i'm late. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-06-2002, 03:50 PM	#9
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. A daring web-master called Ze 2. Was said to live most dangerously 3. His antics and spills 4. Gave our employers the chills __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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11-05-2002, 11:15 AM	#2
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred. 2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

11-05-2002, 10:35 PM	#4
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred. 2. Who burst in the classroom and said. 3. I'm so sorry i'm late. 4. But I had a date.

11-05-2002, 10:50 PM	#5
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred. 2. Who burst in the classroom and said. 3. I'm so sorry i'm late. 4. But I had a date. 5. She stood me up, thus made me see RED.

11-06-2002, 12:06 PM	#6
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. A daring web-master called Ze

11-06-2002, 01:29 PM	#7
JudyPatooty nudge nudge wink wink Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 99	1. A daring web-master called Ze 2. Was said to live most dangerously

11-06-2002, 01:38 PM	#8
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. A daring web-master called Ze 2. Was said to live most dangerously 3. His antics and spills

11-06-2002, 08:36 PM	#10
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. A daring web-master called Ze 2. Was said to live most dangerously 3. His antics and spills 4. Gave our employers the chills 5. and frightened the life out of me.

11-07-2002, 02:50 PM	#11
JudyPatooty nudge nudge wink wink Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 99	1. A willingly obstinate goose

11-07-2002, 03:16 PM	#12
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. A willingly obstinate goose 2. Was in disagreement with a moose

11-07-2002, 07:47 PM	#13
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	1. A willingly obstinate goose 2. Was in disagreement with a moose 3. "Who says I am foul?"

11-07-2002, 08:15 PM	#14
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	1. A willingly obstinate goose 2. Was in disagreement with a moose 3. "Who says I am foul?" 4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"

11-07-2002, 08:20 PM	#15
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. A willingly obstinate goose 2. Was in disagreement with a moose 3. "Who says I am foul?" 4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?" 5. Said the moose, "Kindly kiss my caboose."