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Old 05-25-2008, 07:00 AM   #2026
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1 raspberry vodka & soda & lime juice
1 sex on the beach
3 shots Jack Daniels
1 dashed dream
2 bud lights
4 very funny jokes
2 ramblings about bumbacloots in a rastafarian accent
1 night stand

coming right up
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Old 05-25-2008, 07:46 AM   #2027
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You forgot my Dirty Shirley Temple.

8 oz club soda, 1 oz grenadine, maraschino cherry and 1 oz of the cherry juice from the bottom of the jar.

and don't you have a nightstand already?
Where have you been keeping your copy of Culture Warrior by Bill O'Reilly?
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Old 05-25-2008, 04:19 PM   #2028
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Board's all wonky again today...
perhaps we got it too drunk.
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Old 05-25-2008, 04:25 PM   #2029
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1 night stand? Where is it? I'll grab it in a second, because I'm needy after surviving another disastrous family visit. Except that I'm barely able to stand. No 4 very funny jokes for me, please. I'm allergic to high spirits.
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Old 05-25-2008, 04:38 PM   #2030
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Aww, you're in the same boat with my best chica, whose pain I have been feeling acutely all weekend, because her in-laws are horrible bigoted pains in the arses and they brought their poodle with them whilst they expect her to serve them breakfast in between caring for her toddler and newborn.
Have a Flaming Nun on me then:
1 shot vodka
2 shots tequlia
1 T tabasco
dash of apple juice

no harm in having nun for the road
hon hon hon
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:37 PM   #2031
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Thanks so much Actually they were my own flesh-and-blood, not in-laws, but a Flaming Nun would have been a help. I can't start Monday with it, though, but I'll fully appreciate your humane assisstance in the afternoon when I come back from work.
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:40 PM   #2032
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Well, whaddaya know!?!?
The bra loaded!
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Old 05-30-2008, 09:09 PM   #2033
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Old 05-31-2008, 05:47 AM   #2034
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all i can say is...
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:26 AM   #2035
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What day is today??

Ah, whatever the day is, time's relative etc, so I invite you all to a FREE round of


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Old 06-02-2008, 10:29 AM   #2036
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It's verrry hot. Have some

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Old 06-06-2008, 08:57 AM   #2037
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H A P P Y
F R I D A Y !
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:03 AM   #2038
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It's Tippy's birthday tomorrow...
I wonder if the bratender makes cakes?
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:04 AM   #2039
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Perfect!
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:09 AM   #2040
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Here's one from the sweet kind, too:

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