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Old 08-31-2007, 09:58 AM   #1171
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Hey bratenderoni... how's life and all?
For me today just

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Old 08-31-2007, 11:24 AM   #1172
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:::::CE SOIR et TONIGHT ONLY:::::

by POPULAR REQUEST your BRAMAN will be



^TERRY in THE PARIS everything like such-as.

..so whatever your bra requirements just shout out loud:

"GRAÇON!" and he'll take care of it







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Old 08-31-2007, 12:16 PM   #1173
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I 'ave allwéz dreamed of being le bra-tendeure. You could sé zat tending to bras was one of my childhood dreams. Méby more of an adolescence dream, actually...anyways...

so, what weel it be, folks ?

un "petit ballon de rouge" ?


un "pastaga", façon port de Marseille ?


un "orangina", for the wee folk ?

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Old 08-31-2007, 12:21 PM   #1174
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ce soir, "le" discount for eveurywann 'oo wears zeu beret or a T-shirt with zeu Tour Eiffel on eet.



crézy, no ? ! ?
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:30 PM   #1175
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Graçon, ce weerangina s'il vous plait!

Er... is it OK if my Eiffel Tower (actually Perla borrowed it to me) wears a cowboy hat,

they ran out of berets at the souvenir shop ()
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:41 PM   #1176
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I seenk you have gotten ze souvenir from ze wrong Paris, ma chère. Bérylle has tricked you !

Eet's ok, you can go without your t-sheurt, we are not too Puritain around 'ere .

One discount orangina, for you !

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Old 08-31-2007, 12:47 PM   #1177
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Oh, merde, the wrong Paris! Mais merci, graçon, c'est formidable orangina

But these jeunes filles are indeed from THE Paris (or have they tricked me too?)

it's OK I bring them in (yes, Frieda, I know their panties are showing )
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:50 PM   #1178
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^Despite what you may have heard, none of those ladies is me.

Sorry about my little Paris, Tx joke, Stephi.

A blood orange Italian soda for me, please Tippy.
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:51 PM   #1179
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And I don't care how big le discount is, I'm not wearing a t-shirt with the Eiffel Tower on it. And if anyone comes in here wearing a "Don't Mess With Texas" shirt, I'm going to inwardly sigh disapprovingly.
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:53 PM   #1180
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hehe

while you eat some snacks i can put some orangina Publicités on zeu bra television.
It's for the new "red orangina", with some Guarana added, for extra punch.






N.B. at the end you hear "Mais pourquoi est il si méchant ?..... Parceque !!!!!"

--> it means "Why is he so nasty ? .....Because !!!"

I know, eets stupid. Zat's why i like eet....
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:54 PM   #1181
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^Despite what you may have heard, none of those ladies is me.

Sorry about my little Paris, Tx joke, Stephi.

A blood orange Italian soda for me, please Tippy.
yes it sound exactly like you want some Orangina Rouge !!!
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:55 PM   #1182
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^Those are brilliant.

I'm changing my order. I haven't had a good sangria in a long time. Know how to make it, bratender?
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Old 08-31-2007, 12:58 PM   #1183
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of course...

one teaspoon sugar, one piece of apple from the frigo, and one "petit ballon de rouge"

i know, eet's a bit simple, but I must do with "les moyens du bord"..

eta: ok i can add some orangina rouge, too
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Old 08-31-2007, 01:00 PM   #1184
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^Sounds perfect, except could you dunk this in there for me?

I'm sensitive to tannins in red wine, so if I get all groggy and then wake up to find you've all been chucking peanuts in my mouth, I'm gonna be pissed.
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Old 08-31-2007, 01:00 PM   #1185
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You're using real sugar, right? No corn syrup...

That prolly means you should leave out the Orangina Rouge...
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