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Old 04-15-2004, 09:48 PM   #61
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I used to be male
then I heard it go snip snip
now I like to sleep
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:54 AM   #62
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young pup finds new home
love in abundance and food
but at quite a price
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:55 AM   #63
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cat finds home life changed
sees puppy come back from vet
you're an it like me
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:38 AM   #64
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oh to hump the couch
it is so soft and fluffy
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
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Old 04-16-2004, 07:02 PM   #65
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Alas, they are gone
Look back to where they once were
Now Seymoure sees less
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Old 04-17-2004, 08:10 PM   #66
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Ze..see what you have done!

Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck

Who will play you: Lisa Kudrow

Who will play your love interest: Kevin Spacey

Weeks you will stay in the box office: 11

Song that will play during your love scene:
Space - Female of the Species

Song that will play during your death:
They Might Be Giants - Dead

Your name: Seymoure
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Old 04-18-2004, 04:14 AM   #67
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Orchidectomy
Big word, huge consequences
For such a small dog
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Old 04-18-2004, 05:06 AM   #68
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Little nuts to you
Could be big problems for me
I'm sorry Seymour
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Old 04-24-2004, 04:38 AM   #69
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Lost Balls
New Tempur-pedic dog bed
Bad trade
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Old 04-26-2004, 02:35 AM   #70
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Who the hell are you
to decide to cut off my balls?
How would you feel, huh?
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Old 04-26-2004, 08:57 PM   #71
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Emasculation haiku! Now in 3-5-3!!

no package
humping instinct gone
sleep calls me

my owner
less of me to love
he cares not
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Old 04-27-2004, 01:39 AM   #72
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3-5-3

There's nothing
left to lick down there.
I'm so bored.
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Old 04-27-2004, 03:29 AM   #73
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Emasculated Haiku

testicles
once there were two there
empty sac
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:37 AM   #74
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Help me, please.
I can't find my most
prized jewels.
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Old 04-30-2004, 02:23 AM   #75
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Hey! Wait! The doc said
"to SLIP off my SPECTACLES!"
Or that's what I heard.

Wait just a minute!
Since when did I get glasses?
Why, you, I oughta...
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