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nycwriters · 06-11-2004, 03:49 PM

My cat keeps licking my toes!

JsnB · 06-12-2004, 09:04 PM

I'm walking down the street and this guy hands me a booklet with the title:

Children of Satan II -- The Beast Men

Its an anti Bush - anti Iraq thing that is intended to associate LaRouche (running for some european union thing) as being against these evil things. Bush and those working closely with him are compared to historical figures associated with horrific war crimes. One title, for example, says "Cheney, Hitler & The Grand Inquisitor".

i wish I had a scanner to show pics.

Ah well....

ally · 06-13-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by JsnB
(running for some european union thing)

JsnB · 06-13-2004, 12:52 PM

hmm... I take it that the quote above shows my complete and utter ignorance of european politics?

masterofNone · 06-13-2004, 01:42 PM

atually larouche is running for president right here in the states. he's on the libertarian ticket i think. nutty as a fruitcake, but not completely stupid.

Audreyvgs · 06-13-2004, 04:58 PM

Isn't he that KKK guy? *also utter ignorance*

masterofNone · 06-13-2004, 07:13 PM

nah, larouche is just a rich whacko... not a racist whacko

ally · 06-14-2004, 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by JsnB
hmm... I take it that the quote above shows my complete and utter ignorance of european politics?

it just made me smile, because yesterday was the euopean elections, is a prety big thing really, it's just a typical americal view on things, in europe we hear about most of the major foriegn elections, in the usa, india etc... i'm trying to place my words here, don't want to vex anyone!!

Smartypants · 06-14-2004, 12:29 PM

Some friends of mine have two sons, one five years and the other 10. The young one is in a stage where he wants the world to revolve around him, and his mother overheard him bossing around some of his little friends.

She tried to get him to play nice with the other kids, and she told him "You know, you are not the boss of the world."

Still obstinate, he responded, "But I'm the boss of San Francisco!"

His brother, who was standing close by, said, "Well then, you've got one hell of a homeless problem!"

Clytie · 06-14-2004, 10:34 PM

sparticle · 06-14-2004, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smartypants
Some friends of mine have two sons, one five years and the other 10. The young one is in a stage where he wants the world to revolve around him, and his mother overheard him bossing around some of his little friends.

She tried to get him to play nice with the other kids, and she told him "You know, you are not the boss of the world."

Still obstinate, he responded, "But I'm the boss of San Francisco!"

His brother, who was standing close by, said, "Well then, you've go one hell of a homeless problem!"

OMG! THAT is one of the funniest things I have EVER heard! LOL!

Avalon · 06-14-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Clytie

Ohhh, that's not funny

Is this the case where they were all rescued??

Klynne · 06-14-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Clytie

Awwww. I hope someone saved the little buggers. Does say something about Darwin's theory though.

sparticle · 06-14-2004, 10:42 PM

Today my daughter and I went to a baseball game, and a foul ball flew into the seats and landed *!PLOP!* in some guy's 32-oz. beer. It splashed so hard that people got spattered for three rows in every direction. 'Twere hilarious. Even the guy with the bombed-out beer was laughing. He wiped the ball on his shirt and gave it to a little kid, and everybody started clapping.

Coffee · 06-14-2004, 10:42 PM

3 photos of DUCKS

Makes we wonder about the person that took the photos...wtf???
Like how hard would it have been to prevent that from happening?

Ok...next thought...is it a spoof photo?

06-12-2004, 09:04 PM	#332
JsnB monkey Join Date: May 2004 Location: Lethbridge, AB Canada Posts: 10	I'm walking down the street and this guy hands me a booklet with the title: Children of Satan II -- The Beast Men Its an anti Bush - anti Iraq thing that is intended to associate LaRouche (running for some european union thing) as being against these evil things. Bush and those working closely with him are compared to historical figures associated with horrific war crimes. One title, for example, says "Cheney, Hitler & The Grand Inquisitor". i wish I had a scanner to show pics. Ah well.... Last edited by JsnB : 06-12-2004 at 09:07 PM.

06-14-2004, 12:29 PM	#339
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	Some friends of mine have two sons, one five years and the other 10. The young one is in a stage where he wants the world to revolve around him, and his mother overheard him bossing around some of his little friends. She tried to get him to play nice with the other kids, and she told him "You know, you are not the boss of the world." Still obstinate, he responded, "But I'm the boss of San Francisco!" His brother, who was standing close by, said, "Well then, you've got one hell of a homeless problem!" __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith Last edited by Smartypants : 06-14-2004 at 10:58 PM.

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06-11-2004, 03:49 PM	#331
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	My cat keeps licking my toes!

06-13-2004, 12:52 PM	#334
JsnB monkey Join Date: May 2004 Location: Lethbridge, AB Canada Posts: 10	hmm... I take it that the quote above shows my complete and utter ignorance of european politics?

06-13-2004, 01:42 PM	#335
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	atually larouche is running for president right here in the states. he's on the libertarian ticket i think. nutty as a fruitcake, but not completely stupid.

06-13-2004, 04:58 PM	#336
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Isn't he that KKK guy? also utter ignorance

06-13-2004, 07:13 PM	#337
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	nah, larouche is just a rich whacko... not a racist whacko

06-14-2004, 10:42 PM	#344
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Today my daughter and I went to a baseball game, and a foul ball flew into the seats and landed !PLOP! in some guy's 32-oz. beer. It splashed so hard that people got spattered for three rows in every direction. 'Twere hilarious. Even the guy with the bombed-out beer was laughing. He wiped the ball on his shirt and gave it to a little kid, and everybody started clapping.

06-14-2004, 10:42 PM	#345
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	3 photos of DUCKS Makes we wonder about the person that took the photos...wtf??? Like how hard would it have been to prevent that from happening? Ok...next thought...is it a spoof photo?