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Jack Flanders · 12-20-2006, 01:12 AM

CHEERS!! Umm... I mean Amen, Brother.

madasacutsnake · 12-20-2006, 04:35 AM

Smartypants · 12-21-2006, 01:29 AM

Je ne sais pas si ceci me faisait rire, exactement, mais il est certainement incroyable!

priceyfatprude · 12-21-2006, 01:51 AM

Will Smith on the Tonight Show.

priceyfatprude · 12-21-2006, 03:01 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

^^^uncensored version of trish's earlier post

LeahDear · 12-22-2006, 10:07 AM

True Story from Gay Flight Attendant

On a recent flight I was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food
and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us that "Captain Marvel has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. He stopped in front of her and
said "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to please raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground without getting us all messed up."

The Woman calmly turned her head and said in a confident and stern voice,
"In my country, I am referred to as Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I therefore I would outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

madasacutsnake · 12-23-2006, 11:49 PM

From etiquettehelldotcom

I had a friend who worked at the checkout counter of a grocery store in high school, around the time that they started making fat free mayonnaise. The store had a big display of the product in question, "Kraft Free Mayonnaise."

One night when my friend was working, a woman came up to her register with an entire cart full of mayonnaise...basically, the entire display shelf. My friend thought this was a little odd, but rang it all up anyways. When she gave the woman the total, the woman just stared at her and said, "I'm not paying that! These are FREE! It says so right on the bottle!" My friend tried to explain that the label on the product referred to the fact that the product was FAT free, not that it was being given away at no charge, but the woman wasn't having any of it. Finally, a manager had to be called over to handle the customer, who was practically foaming at the mouth. She finally left, without any mayonnaise. All of which begs the question, even if you're dumb enough to think that Kraft has created a product that they are just going to give away free all the time, and even if you missed all the publicity about what this product was, and even if you missed the price display on the shelf you took all the bottles from, what in the world is any one human being going to do with fifty jars of mayonnaise???

Smartypants · 12-24-2006, 03:35 AM

Oh, Mad. *sigh*

You SO obviously don't live in San Francisco.

beckstra · 12-24-2006, 11:27 AM

trisherina · 12-24-2006, 01:16 PM

That was fantastic!! ^^

Jack Flanders · 12-24-2006, 03:23 PM

^^^^ Wow!!! He is great!!!!

Smartypants · 12-24-2006, 03:53 PM

Thanks, Beckstra! That just got forwarded EVERYWHERE!

geechee_girl · 12-27-2006, 01:32 AM

From Mind of Mencia (starts right away - sound on)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MtHvcespM

From Comics Come Home this year with Denis Leary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXb6Z2ISMYM

l'azizza · 12-27-2006, 03:32 AM

also from that etiquette site:

One night I was working at a large pizza chain that required a standard telephone greeting. A customer called and I automatically answered, "Thank you for calling Father's Pizza on Main Street. May I help you?" The customer asked, "Is this a recording?" It had been a very long night. I answered, "Yes, it is." There was a short pause and the customer said, "Oh, okay" and hung up. I imagine that he just looked at his phone after that and immediately called one of our competitors!

madasacutsnake · 12-27-2006, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smartypants

Oh, Mad. *sigh*

You SO obviously don't live in San Francisco.

OK I'll bite.

Are there lots of dumb people in San Francisco?

Are there lots of cheap people in San Francisco?

Or is there some weird mayonnaise fetish thing that I don't know about?

12-20-2006, 04:35 AM	#2462
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	__________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

12-21-2006, 01:29 AM	#2463
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	Je ne sais pas si ceci me faisait rire, exactement, mais il est certainement incroyable! __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith

12-21-2006, 01:51 AM	#2464
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Will Smith on the Tonight Show. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-21-2006, 03:01 AM	#2465
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA ^^^uncensored version of trish's earlier post __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people" Last edited by priceyfatprude : 12-21-2006 at 03:07 AM.

12-23-2006, 11:49 PM	#2467
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	From etiquettehelldotcom I had a friend who worked at the checkout counter of a grocery store in high school, around the time that they started making fat free mayonnaise. The store had a big display of the product in question, "Kraft Free Mayonnaise." One night when my friend was working, a woman came up to her register with an entire cart full of mayonnaise...basically, the entire display shelf. My friend thought this was a little odd, but rang it all up anyways. When she gave the woman the total, the woman just stared at her and said, "I'm not paying that! These are FREE! It says so right on the bottle!" My friend tried to explain that the label on the product referred to the fact that the product was FAT free, not that it was being given away at no charge, but the woman wasn't having any of it. Finally, a manager had to be called over to handle the customer, who was practically foaming at the mouth. She finally left, without any mayonnaise. All of which begs the question, even if you're dumb enough to think that Kraft has created a product that they are just going to give away free all the time, and even if you missed all the publicity about what this product was, and even if you missed the price display on the shelf you took all the bottles from, what in the world is any one human being going to do with fifty jars of mayonnaise??? __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

12-20-2006, 01:12 AM	#2461
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	CHEERS!! Umm... I mean Amen, Brother.

12-22-2006, 10:07 AM	#2466
LeahDear monkey Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,538	True Story from Gay Flight Attendant On a recent flight I was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvel has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. He stopped in front of her and said "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to please raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground without getting us all messed up." The Woman calmly turned her head and said in a confident and stern voice, "In my country, I am referred to as Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I therefore I would outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

12-24-2006, 03:35 AM	#2468
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	Oh, Mad. sigh You SO obviously don't live in San Francisco. __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith

12-24-2006, 11:27 AM	#2469
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	__________________ I'd rather be making out.

12-24-2006, 01:16 PM	#2470
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	That was fantastic!! ^^

12-24-2006, 03:23 PM	#2471
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	^^^^ Wow!!! He is great!!!!

12-24-2006, 03:53 PM	#2472
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	Thanks, Beckstra! That just got forwarded EVERYWHERE! __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith

12-27-2006, 01:32 AM	#2473
geechee_girl ------------ Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: New England Posts: 7	From Mind of Mencia (starts right away - sound on) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MtHvcespM From Comics Come Home this year with Denis Leary http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXb6Z2ISMYM __________________ All Of My Blogs and Site Links Consolidated On One Page , or you can just read Smoke Rings and Coffee Stains.

12-27-2006, 03:32 AM	#2474
l'azizza 98.4% monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: bummed out city Posts: 634	also from that etiquette site: One night I was working at a large pizza chain that required a standard telephone greeting. A customer called and I automatically answered, "Thank you for calling Father's Pizza on Main Street. May I help you?" The customer asked, "Is this a recording?" It had been a very long night. I answered, "Yes, it is." There was a short pause and the customer said, "Oh, okay" and hung up. I imagine that he just looked at his phone after that and immediately called one of our competitors!

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