04-14-2004, 06:32 PM
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please write haiku's for a newly neutered dog
doesn't have to be collaborative...but write them quickly. he won't remain newly much longer. P.S. his name is Seymoure.
write more than one!!! |
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04-14-2004, 06:34 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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wha?
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04-14-2004, 06:38 PM
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half baked
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hey! where did they go?
there is less of me to lick good. more time to play!
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04-14-2004, 06:39 PM
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Brains! Brains!
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no longer fertile
Seymour has been rearranged can hump anything  |
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04-14-2004, 06:45 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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testicles removed
unceremoniously testosteroneless
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04-14-2004, 06:48 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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sad but resolute
pruned tree stands strong in the breeze part of me is gone
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04-14-2004, 06:52 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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anesthetic clears
Veterinarian laughs sex drive fades, alas
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04-14-2004, 06:52 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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The bastards did what?
Just wait till they're fast asleep. I'll shit in their shoes.  |
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04-14-2004, 06:53 PM
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half baked
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i lost my marbles
but I have a pogo stick we can still have fun |
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04-14-2004, 06:54 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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so hungry, so sad
elizabethan collar makes it hard to eat
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04-14-2004, 06:56 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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six stitches remain
my life has changed forever do I smell bacon?
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04-14-2004, 06:56 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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I cant believe it !
Some farker's gonna get bit "GIVE ME BACK MY NUTS!!!" |
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04-14-2004, 06:57 PM
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half baked
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why did you do that?
you would not do that to me must have been the cat |
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04-14-2004, 06:59 PM
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advice to young pups
when owner says "time for vet" just say no, and bite
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04-14-2004, 07:01 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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I guess its over.
 I used to chase dog pvssy Now just pvssy cat |
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