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Old 04-14-2004, 06:32 PM   #1
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please write haiku's for a newly neutered dog

doesn't have to be collaborative...but write them quickly. he won't remain newly much longer. P.S. his name is Seymoure.

write more than one!!!
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:34 PM   #2
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wha?
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:38 PM   #3
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hey! where did they go?
there is less of me to lick
good. more time to play!
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:39 PM   #4
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no longer fertile
Seymour has been rearranged
can hump anything

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Old 04-14-2004, 06:45 PM   #5
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testicles removed
unceremoniously
testosteroneless
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:48 PM   #6
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sad but resolute
pruned tree stands strong in the breeze
part of me is gone
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:52 PM   #7
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anesthetic clears
Veterinarian laughs
sex drive fades, alas
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:52 PM   #8
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The bastards did what?
Just wait till they're fast asleep.
I'll shit in their shoes.
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:53 PM   #9
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i lost my marbles
but I have a pogo stick
we can still have fun
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:54 PM   #10
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so hungry, so sad
elizabethan collar
makes it hard to eat
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:56 PM   #11
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six stitches remain
my life has changed forever
do I smell bacon?
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:56 PM   #12
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I cant believe it !
Some farker's gonna get bit
"GIVE ME BACK MY NUTS!!!"
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:57 PM   #13
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why did you do that?
you would not do that to me
must have been the cat
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:59 PM   #14
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advice to young pups
when owner says "time for vet"
just say no, and bite
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Old 04-14-2004, 07:01 PM   #15
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I guess its over.
I used to chase dog pvssy
Now just pvssy cat
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