10-07-2007, 05:02 PM
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landscaping is fun
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^^^ haha!!!
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10-07-2007, 06:00 PM
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Chuck Norris isn't ashamed to admit that he knows how to knit, but he can only knit sweaters of pain and socks of fury.
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12-21-2007, 11:09 AM
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Happy just to dance w/you
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I know how y'all love you some Chuck Norris. I remembered this thread from over a year ago and thought I'd share this with you (Great comic strip, too, for a daily chuckle!)
Enjoy and have a Chuck Norris Style Christmas (thwack!smack!crack!) everybody!  http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2...s-revenge.html |
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12-21-2007, 12:25 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Christmas -- when he wants a religious holiday he kills one and eats it.
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12-21-2007, 01:58 PM
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Cheeses Save
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12-21-2007, 11:26 PM
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hope dope
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Chuck Norris killed Schroedinger's cat.
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12-21-2007, 11:41 PM
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^you know, that explains so much about the last year of my life that I'm going to have to go sit in the corner and laugh about it for quite some time.
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12-23-2007, 07:56 AM
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left hanging
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Chuck Norris was the one that beat the beat generation.
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12-23-2007, 07:59 AM
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left hanging
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Each Christmas Chuck Norris uses the legs of his vanquished enemies as stocking stuffers.
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12-23-2007, 08:02 AM
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left hanging
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Scientists now theorize that up to 90% of the mass of the universe is in Chuck Norris' trousers.
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12-23-2007, 08:29 AM
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left hanging
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The other 10% is largely made up of his beard.
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12-23-2007, 08:33 AM
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left hanging
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Chuck Norris fools all of the people all of the time.
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12-23-2007, 11:48 AM
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Chuck Norris wove this after pulling out his enemies' leg hairs one at a time.
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12-24-2007, 02:32 PM
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Cheeses Save
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a firm grip on reality, he has it in a strangle hold. |
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