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Old 02-18-2004, 12:20 PM   #571
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Dearest Ze,
Hey, whatcha wearin? Somethin good, I'm sure. I will open mouth kiss you if you fix your ZEFRANK.COM and Zefrank.com-board links. I'll likely throw in some cool points, if I'm in a good mood!
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Old 02-18-2004, 03:59 PM   #572
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dear men (you know who i mean)
you are not such a big fvcking mystery, we know your secrets and most times we do not care. stop hiding behind a wall of self delusion, it is a deary bore. be real.
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Old 02-18-2004, 07:15 PM   #573
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Dear noxx,

After learning of your dilema, I have decided to offer my services to you free of charge. By my estimate (reading from your letter) there are approximately 12 or so "jobs" that I will need to take care of upon my arrival at your workplace. It would be most efficient if we could gather these individuals in a rather secluded are of the building (if possible). Any storage closet or small meeting room would work nicely. That way we can "take care of business" rather quickly as this type of work tends to get rather messy if too much of a fight is put up, if you catch my drift.

I regards to methods, i was thinking something along the lines of placing just the right amount of "evidence" in one of their cubicles to make the whole thing look like a "murder/suicide". And we probably want to schedule this for about 2:30 or 3:00, since it seems most of these lazy bastards cut out about an hour early.

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Old 02-22-2004, 06:37 AM   #574
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dear inner-most me,

i don't know who or what you are yet. but dammit i want to find out. no matter how scary you might seem to be, to my society-conscious self or to others.

you're not scary. deep down, you're all i have. please come play.

don't be shy.

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Old 02-22-2004, 11:21 AM   #575
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Dearest Ng tummy,
Cool it, would you!?? Oh and get smaller

Dearest creep at grocery store,
Ever get the feeling that someone does not wish to speak to you, and wants you to leave them alone period?! No? Well, I wish you would.

Dearest Friend,
Yeah! Thank you for tryin to get me a job! I hope you're right! :kissies:
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:29 AM   #576
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dear foot,

heal, please!

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Old 02-22-2004, 11:06 PM   #577
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Dear Frieda's foot,

I hope you get well soon!!

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Old 02-23-2004, 02:57 PM   #578
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dear surbhi,

thank you!
all the best for you too!

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Old 02-23-2004, 03:00 PM   #579
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dear people,

talk to me, dammit.

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Old 02-23-2004, 03:20 PM   #580
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dear dev,

hello!

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Old 02-23-2004, 03:21 PM   #581
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dear Freiday,

hey, sup? long time no see, eh?

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Old 02-23-2004, 05:50 PM   #582
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dear everyone,
i need a 6 string acoustic guitar if any one has one that needs a home i will happily pay shipping.
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Old 02-24-2004, 12:42 AM   #583
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Dearest RP,
Duh I work at a music store and get hella good deals!

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Old 02-24-2004, 12:47 AM   #584
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Dear Gymnauseum Bitchez,

PLEASE RE-RACK YOUR OWN ****ING WEIGHTS.

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Old 02-24-2004, 10:14 AM   #585
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Dearest person with car alarm at 6:45am,
I hope something extraordinarily heavy falls on you.
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