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Old 02-10-2007, 02:57 PM   #16
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Oh snap!

Now they are saying that the baby daddy was that old rich man she married and that she had his sperm frozen years ago!!!!!!
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Old 02-11-2007, 05:25 PM   #17
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I read that Zsa-Zsa's husband has a rep for being a fibber. I liked her, she wuz ballsy.
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:35 AM   #18
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We should hold a contest and see which of our male monkeys can lay claim to the baby.
One paragraph from any male here on why they're the father of ANS's baby.
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Old 02-12-2007, 11:59 AM   #19
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me, cos she was the new marilyn and i'm a mixture
of arthur miller and joe dimaggio

and i'm giving the baby straight to madonna.
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Old 02-12-2007, 01:34 PM   #20
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It's probably mine, ...
you know how a game of naked twister can end up.
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Old 02-12-2007, 02:15 PM   #21
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^^^ with a knot in your stomach and a toe up your ass??
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Old 02-12-2007, 02:28 PM   #22
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I am the baby daddy!!
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Old 02-12-2007, 03:04 PM   #23
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You know, zenny, I wouldn't doubt that, however:

It was me. I secretly replaced the old man's sperm she saved with mine. Now I just gotta figure out how to claim the baby without tipping off the whole world to the fact that I probably comitted a crime by doing that.
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:07 PM   #24
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It's probably mine, ...
you know how a game of naked twister can end up.
This would not surprise me as she began her 'dancing' career in Houston.
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Old 02-12-2007, 07:41 PM   #25
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I'm the babies father...to be perfectly honest I am all babies' father. I'm actually superman pretending to be a mild mannered graphic artist. My sperm has super powers like mine and when I masturbate my sperm flies off to seek out and inseminate fertile women across the globe and within 10 light years of the planet.

Hi kids!!!
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:52 AM   #26
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Old 02-13-2007, 02:10 AM   #27
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I think Coffee is experiencing some boat rockin' brain damage.
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Old 02-13-2007, 08:31 AM   #28
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he's a salty old sea dog.........

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Old 02-13-2007, 08:43 AM   #29
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I only slept with her for the articles.
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:23 AM   #30
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that's what you called them?
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