09-20-2006, 03:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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I think the lettuce and tomato is just garnish for the kitty.
Here's another edible pet.  |
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09-20-2006, 02:13 PM
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09-20-2006, 02:53 PM
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^^^ ditto
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09-20-2006, 09:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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How to treat a woman
Subject: How to treat a Woman
How to treat a Woman: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. How To Treat a Man: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV |
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09-20-2006, 09:49 PM
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feline, naturally
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: California
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^^^ love your avatar
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09-20-2006, 09:53 PM
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Blue's Clues
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh?
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09-20-2006, 10:11 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
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09-20-2006, 11:22 PM
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feline, naturally
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: California
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Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison |
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09-20-2006, 11:30 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
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09-20-2006, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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So, I was at school today, and we got into the conversation about who voted for who. By the way, I'm Ben
Rene: Mitchell is a republican Ben: A republican!? GET HIM! Mitchell: I'm not a republican! I'm an independant. Rene & Ben at the same time: So your a republican... |
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09-21-2006, 12:17 AM
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landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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Last edited by Jack Flanders : 09-21-2006 at 01:33 AM. |
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09-21-2006, 10:07 AM
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Nitsupak
Join Date: Sep 2006
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smart women
Barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that the women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walters vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?" The women looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes and without hesitation, said "Land mines." Moral of the story: Behind every man is a smart woman.  |
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09-21-2006, 10:08 AM
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monkey
Join Date: Mar 2006
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^^^
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09-21-2006, 12:26 PM
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Blue's Clues
Join Date: Aug 2003
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im not kissin yer butt,Leah, honest,... but thatthing you said about the tumbleweeds in the other forum made me laugh out loud!
All that turmoil over there is makin for some hellaciously good limericks!
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09-21-2006, 12:29 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Mar 2006
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thanks alot audrey..
It wasn't so funny at the time though...  edited to add: actually it was hilarious (i thought) I had to really struggle to maintain a straight face edited again to add: yeah.. don't think I've seen those threads so busy for ages... sure makes some interesting reading!
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