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Laetitia · 04-08-2005, 09:13 PM

Yep! I'm a newbie that feels terribly unimportant among hundreds of posts. So hello!

The following is a sort of essay i suppose. everyone interprets the question differently, but the answers are always intriquing. I'll post my response and some of my favorites later so as not to taint anyone's originality.

Answer this: Why?

(thought provoking eh?)

Max Headroom · 04-08-2005, 09:28 PM

Why not.

Laetitia · 04-08-2005, 09:34 PM

how funny...that was my response

JesusTitties · 04-08-2005, 09:45 PM

lets hang out sometime

aprillillian · 04-08-2005, 10:11 PM

you have a ball fetish dont you?

why?

because I said so.

JesusTitties · 04-08-2005, 11:24 PM

you're gross

matty · 04-08-2005, 11:56 PM

no son u r gross with a pic like that!

zenbabe · 04-09-2005, 12:25 AM

balls to the wall!

Coffee · 04-09-2005, 12:59 AM

Baron Stillfried???

A relative JT?

JesusTitties · 04-09-2005, 07:26 AM

im a little drunk, did a guy with three posts just call me son¿

skip intro · 04-09-2005, 02:51 PM

^^^^^
you are a pervert son

JesusTitties · 04-09-2005, 03:52 PM

the only thing that is saving you right now, as i was about to write was that i noticed your av is Jesus from lebowski, one of my favorite movies. I love him.

Here you go..

topcat · 04-09-2005, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skip intro

^^^^^
you are a pervert son

he says it like it is a bad thing.......son

JesusTitties · 04-09-2005, 04:21 PM

It seems that every damn story I read in the paper these days is about some poor librarian somewhere getting in trouble because some kid downloaded nudie pictures from the Internet. People are getting fired, companies that make so-called "filterware" are getting rich, communities are up in arms, and heads are rolling. Congress is getting ready to try to pass a version of the CDA that doesn't piss all over the Constitution. People are getting arrested, jailed, and fined.

And hard working, taxpayers are being denied their GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to watch fake-breasted lesbians finger-bang each other.

And why? Because we live in such a hypocritical, Puritanical society, that no one wants to cop to the truth, stand up and proudly proclaim,
"I LOVE PORNOGRAPHY!"

Well, I'll tell you what, my friends...I ****ing ADORE pornography. I read it, I watch it, I download it, and I masturbate to it. And I do it with a smile on my face, a song in my heart, and a towel on my stomach. And the whole time I do, there's a little part of my brain that's going,
"Goddamn, it's great to be free! I oughta jerk off to the Bill of Rights sometime! This is me, enjoying my constitutional right to porn. THE FIRST AMENDMENT MAKES ME COME!"

Unfortunately, I know that not everyone shares my happy, healthy attitude towards such things. Right-wing repressed hypocrites decry porn as sinful and unhealthy and then go home and toss one off to hardcore Japanese bondage flicks. Left-wing hypersensitive PC types bemoan the exploitation of women and then sneak off to the XXX arcade and squeak one out to all-girl dildo-fests. The problem is not that people use porn, the problem is that people LIE about using porn. Everyone likes it (and if you don't, then you just haven't gotten good stuff. EMail me for recommendations), but no one will say so.

May I suggest that ****ING is natural and LYING is a sin?

So tell the truth. When someone at work asks what you did last night, TELL THEM. Don't make up some dumb story about going to bed early. Proudly say, "Well, I rented an all-anal porno and gave myself a few teeth-rattling orgasms. Then I made a sandwich and went to bed."

skip intro · 04-09-2005, 04:50 PM

^^^^^
good points son. but pics of people with elaphantitis
aren't my idea of porn. they're my idea of gross and i
have a sneaking suspicion that i'm not alone with that
opinion.

04-08-2005, 09:13 PM	#1
Laetitia Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, OH but soon to be living in Pittsburgh! Posts: 4	Newbie! Yep! I'm a newbie that feels terribly unimportant among hundreds of posts. So hello! The following is a sort of essay i suppose. everyone interprets the question differently, but the answers are always intriquing. I'll post my response and some of my favorites later so as not to taint anyone's originality. Answer this: Why? (thought provoking eh?)

04-09-2005, 12:25 AM	#8
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	balls to the wall! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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04-08-2005, 09:28 PM	#2
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	Why not.

04-08-2005, 09:34 PM	#3
Laetitia Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, OH but soon to be living in Pittsburgh! Posts: 4	how funny...that was my response

04-08-2005, 09:45 PM	#4
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	lets hang out sometime

04-08-2005, 10:11 PM	#5
aprillillian Dolefully Desired Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Atlanta GA Posts: 20	you have a ball fetish dont you? why? because I said so.

04-08-2005, 11:24 PM	#6
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	you're gross

04-08-2005, 11:56 PM	#7
matty Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: ireland Posts: 3	no son u r gross with a pic like that!

04-09-2005, 12:59 AM	#9
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Baron Stillfried??? A relative JT?

04-09-2005, 07:26 AM	#10
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	im a little drunk, did a guy with three posts just call me son¿

04-09-2005, 02:51 PM	#11
skip intro get to it Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 236	^^^^^ you are a pervert son

04-09-2005, 03:52 PM	#12
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	the only thing that is saving you right now, as i was about to write was that i noticed your av is Jesus from lebowski, one of my favorite movies. I love him. Here you go..

04-09-2005, 04:21 PM	#14
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	It seems that every damn story I read in the paper these days is about some poor librarian somewhere getting in trouble because some kid downloaded nudie pictures from the Internet. People are getting fired, companies that make so-called "filterware" are getting rich, communities are up in arms, and heads are rolling. Congress is getting ready to try to pass a version of the CDA that doesn't piss all over the Constitution. People are getting arrested, jailed, and fined. And hard working, taxpayers are being denied their GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to watch fake-breasted lesbians finger-bang each other. And why? Because we live in such a hypocritical, Puritanical society, that no one wants to cop to the truth, stand up and proudly proclaim, "I LOVE PORNOGRAPHY!" Well, I'll tell you what, my friends...I **ing ADORE pornography. I read it, I watch it, I download it, and I masturbate to it. And I do it with a smile on my face, a song in my heart, and a towel on my stomach. And the whole time I do, there's a little part of my brain that's going, "Goddamn, it's great to be free! I oughta jerk off to the Bill of Rights sometime! This is me, enjoying my constitutional right to porn. THE FIRST AMENDMENT MAKES ME COME!" Unfortunately, I know that not everyone shares my happy, healthy attitude towards such things. Right-wing repressed hypocrites decry porn as sinful and unhealthy and then go home and toss one off to hardcore Japanese bondage flicks. Left-wing hypersensitive PC types bemoan the exploitation of women and then sneak off to the XXX arcade and squeak one out to all-girl dildo-fests. The problem is not that people use porn, the problem is that people LIE about using porn. Everyone likes it (and if you don't, then you just haven't gotten good stuff. EMail me for recommendations), but no one will say so. May I suggest that **ING is natural and LYING is a sin? So tell the truth. When someone at work asks what you did last night, TELL THEM. Don't make up some dumb story about going to bed early. Proudly say, "Well, I rented an all-anal porno and gave myself a few teeth-rattling orgasms. Then I made a sandwich and went to bed."

04-09-2005, 04:50 PM	#15
skip intro get to it Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 236	^^^^^ good points son. but pics of people with elaphantitis aren't my idea of porn. they're my idea of gross and i have a sneaking suspicion that i'm not alone with that opinion.