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Old 09-13-2004, 04:29 AM   #1
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Sun burn

I decided it would be smart to spike my hair and go out in the sun for part of the day. My scalp is starting to hurt. I also look stupid because I forgot to put sunscreen right under my hair line so the top of my forehead is nice and red.
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:31 AM   #2
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Unhappy

You have so many nice baseball caps.
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:32 AM   #3
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I almost wore one too.
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:33 AM   #4
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They are all sad they didn't get to see the sun today.

Meanwhile your scalp & forehead are going, "WTF".

Maybe an ORANGE CREME SLURPEE would make you feel better?
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:35 AM   #5
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My idiot MIL sunbathes.
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:35 AM   #6
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It's too late for one of those. Maybe tomorrow.
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:37 AM   #7
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My idiot MIL sunbathes.
With baby oil?

Yeah D, I was thinking you could put the cold Slurpee cup on your burn between sips.
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:47 AM   #8
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With baby oil?
Yes. It's a pommy thing.

"It's 44C. There's a hole in the ozone. Get out the baby oil!"
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:19 AM   #9
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OMG! My mother sunbathes with baby oil too! She's English/Irish, very fair skinned and whenever she's done with her antics she's as red as an apple! My sister and I keep warning her of skin cancer but it seems to go in one ear and out the other. *shrugs*
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Old 09-13-2004, 10:28 AM   #10
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haha, thats why I am a white mofo. I don't see the sun much. Every chick and there grandmother is going for the "crispy brown look". Nothing wrong with it, but I like being ghostly. Makes me different. :P
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Old 09-13-2004, 10:34 AM   #11
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dani im with you on that one. id rather stay nice and fair than be brown and cancer ridden.
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:55 PM   #12
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A thin coat of Vaseline keeps it protected.

You can find vaseline at a pharmacy, or next to SmartyPants bed.
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