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Old 12-17-2005, 01:55 PM   #901
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Apsopelix - term used to describe reaching a temporary point where satisfaction, peace and contentment diminish any further striving.
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:12 PM   #902
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apsopelix - n.
a rare, unfortunate genetic strand that causes its carrier to bark like an angry little dog when provoked or threatened.
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:39 PM   #903
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apsopelix: The internal conflict created by simultaneously wanting your children to learn basic housekeeping tasks vs. wanting the tasks to be done appropriately.

Ella squirmed silently in apsopelix, pretending to concentrate on bill-paying, while her son bashed the vacuum cleaner into the baseboards over and over again with the force of a born mesomorph.
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Old 12-17-2005, 11:01 PM   #904
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apsopelix-an unordinary homophobic fear of watching odd couple re-runs
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:35 AM   #905
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Apsopelix
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A mutant genetic strain found in one human in 10,000,000,000,000,000 in which the bearer of said gene resembles a small, fluffy dog.

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Edited to note that I was having marijuana induced conversations of the type that Ichi-san described approximately 10 years before Animal House was first released...
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:14 AM   #906
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Apsopelix-

the act of losing all sanity while listening to rap music, and at the same time wondering if its okay for vegeterians to eat animal crackers...
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Old 12-18-2005, 07:17 AM   #907
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Apsopelix (a) without the ability to correctly pronounce the word aspopelix.
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:56 PM   #908
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Apsopelix
n.

A mutant genetic strain found in one human in 10,000,000,000,000,000 in which the bearer of said gene resembles a small, fluffy dog.
this is a brilliant definition, dbee, IMHO.
you should win.

and I should come in second.

if anyone else comes up with another Lhaso-Apso definition, they should come in third. then the dog contingent can tie up all three spots and buy everyone drinks. wouldn't that be something?
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Old 12-19-2005, 02:53 AM   #909
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the health official of a small gallic village at the border of the roman empire around 50 b.c.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:22 PM   #910
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Apsopelix n. Med. Anat.

The proper name for the taint, that little part that seperates bumhole from vadge. Originally named after the Appian Way it was mentioned by Pliny, where his girlfriend Vulva Maxima throws him off the bed after the following:-

"Penis mei surprisumest bellendium apsopelix bammendum"

lit. "My willy's bell-end was surprised when it bammed into her diver's chinrest"
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:51 PM   #911
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:24 PM   #912
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Apsopelix


In actuality, it is the name of some sort of prehistoric fish which was being eaten by prehistoric monsters whose unspellable names are contained in the latest National Geographic.

As to the entries....

The "Zen Master Equanimity Award" goes to Xfox, for >>Apsopelix - term used to describe reaching a temporary point where satisfaction, peace and contentment diminish any further striving.<< I like this one a lot, just not quite enough to punish you with victory.

The "small fluffy dog entries are nearly as doomed as ones pertaining to non-dead cats" award goes to Brynn, for >>apsopelix - n.
a rare, unfortunate genetic strand that causes its carrier to bark like an angry little dog when provoked or threatened.<<
even though I still love her name and even though there is apparently a very large and dangerous and quite possibly vindictive small fluffy dog contingent in this thread.

The "I know just what you mean" award goes to trisherina for >>apsopelix: The internal conflict created by simultaneously wanting your children to learn basic housekeeping tasks vs. wanting the tasks to be done appropriately.

Ella squirmed silently in apsopelix, pretending to concentrate on bill-paying, while her son bashed the vacuum cleaner into the baseboards over and over again with the force of a born mesomorph.<<

Extra points to Trish for using the word in a sentence, I like that. Questions from the judging panel as to the word "mesomorph", which we thought was something or someone which can change its shape, but we are precluded by our strict adherence to Roberts Rules of Internet Conduct from looking anything up.

The "Does the answer say too much about the poster?" award goes to kaskeens, for >>apsopelix-an unordinary homophobic fear of watching odd couple re-runs<<.

The "Op.Cit. re: small fluffy dogs" award goes to Daverbee for >>A mutant genetic strain found in one human in 10,000,000,000,000,000 in which the bearer of said gene resembles a small, fluffy dog.<<

Meanwhile, Daverbee deftly rescues himself from what would have been a purely vindictively granted victory with his late edit in a commendable act of self-defense.

The "second half begs the question of the first half" award goes to Master Jedi for >>the act of losing all sanity while listening to rap music, and at the same time wondering if its okay for vegeterians to eat animal crackers...<<

Hyakujo's Fox garners the extremely coveted "I had to google it myself to make sure I hadn't got it wrong in the first place" award for >>Apsopelix (a) without the ability to correctly pronounce the word aspopelix.<<

The "words fail me it's so good it gets the coveted second place" award goes to Dinzdale for >>Apsopelix n. Med. Anat.

The proper name for the taint, that little part that seperates bumhole from vadge. Originally named after the Appian Way it was mentioned by Pliny, where his girlfriend Vulva Maxima throws him off the bed after the following:-

"Penis mei surprisumest bellendium apsopelix bammendum"

lit. "My willy's bell-end was surprised when it bammed into her diver's chinrest"<<


Leaving me once again bestowing the thorny crown of victory on 12"Razormix, for >>the health official of a small gallic village at the border of the roman empire around 50 b.c.<<, because even if s/he cheated on anadromous last time out there's no way that googling would have led to Asterisk and Obelisk.

Take it away, foot-long.
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Old 12-21-2005, 03:03 AM   #913
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i would like to pass this one on to dinz

( all this cheating has made me tired... )
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Old 12-21-2005, 03:27 AM   #914
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foot long, stop that
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Old 12-21-2005, 02:01 PM   #915
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Yeah, 12" has to do it, I wont be around to judge til after Xmas.

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