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Old 11-08-2005, 08:44 PM   #196
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Women should own their orgasms.
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:49 PM   #197
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I did not know they were a comodity to be bought and sold.
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:52 PM   #198
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:22 PM   #199
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High heels look great but nobody seems talented enough to make a truly cute, low-heeled shoe that one can actually walk or dance in for any reasonable length of time. Furthermore, women who wear ridiculously high, spiked heels to the office give off a faint whiff of aging desperation. The only place for fvck-me shoes is in bed, or beside it.
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:35 PM   #200
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The only place for fvck-me shoes is in bed, or beside it.
You don't walk in those shoes.
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:47 PM   #201
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Nooo noo no no! Thigh-high black boots work well too.
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Old 11-09-2005, 08:46 PM   #202
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Cat's are hypocrites
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:09 PM   #203
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I did not know they were a comodity to be bought and sold.
In the words of Fred Rogers:
Can you say "Hookers?"

I knew you could....
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:18 PM   #204
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Cat's are hypocrites
And dogs are ass kissers. I have a cat and dog so I know.
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Old 11-09-2005, 09:39 PM   #205
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dogs' heads smell like burned scrambled eggs
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:04 PM   #206
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Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader is a pyschopathic crybaby in Revenge of the Sith. Talk about your wishy washy what ever side is winning at the time kinda guy. Pfft. And don't get me started on that light sabre wielding green monkey, Yoda
( I just watched it, can ya tell? )
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Old 11-10-2005, 12:54 AM   #207
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dogs' heads smell like burned scrambled eggs
WTF?

My dog's head smells like heaven.
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:29 AM   #208
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dogs' heads smell like burned scrambled eggs
Their pads smell like popcorn!
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Old 11-10-2005, 02:37 AM   #209
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Their pads smell like popcorn!
cats' pads, too and their heads smell all warm and sweet and animally.
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:16 AM   #210
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I'll never be able to eat popcorn again.
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