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Old 02-07-2008, 10:57 AM   #3256
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Aw, man.
Now I'm going to hell.
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Old 02-07-2008, 11:12 PM   #3257
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Old 02-08-2008, 05:20 PM   #3258
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Ooookay, so I'm standing at the crosswalk waiting for the light to change, and it's kinda crowded because there's also a bus stop there. There's a woman nearby, maybe a few years older than me, delicately built, neatly and sweetly dressed. When she moved aside for a passerby, she bumped into this punk wannabe guy behind her, and he thought he'd act big in front of his punk wannabe friends. "Step off my sh*t, bitch!"

Ha ha ha.

She turned around, got in his face with her pointer finger, and she said, "Don't talk to me like that, you little poser sh*thead! I was fvcking a guy with a mohawk before you were born! You probably think Minor Threat is what gets you probation!"

The light changed, and she started stomping across the street, still cussing him..."Pinche fauxhawk pendejo..."

As I walked across, too, I heard one of the punk wannabe friends say, "Damn. She musta gone to school on the south side."

HAHAHAHA.
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:21 AM   #3259
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:35 PM   #3260
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Old 02-10-2008, 11:36 AM   #3261
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^So you will alter your teaching methods now according to these novel paedagogic techniques?

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Old 02-11-2008, 04:24 AM   #3262
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Talking Ze and my love life make me laugh!!

I made other people laugh today, so that made me laugh! I met the person who originated a quote on my blog about dating, "Life unravels like a cheap sweater, since I gave up hope I feel alot better." The audience thought that was a really funny thing to put there cause modern dating kinda sucks.

visit it and tell me what you think! www.savvysinglechristian.blogspot.com

I wrote about Ze because he always makes me laugh! I used the Pre-Date Confidence Builder and it worked!!!
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Old 02-11-2008, 04:27 AM   #3263
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:21 PM   #3264
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:08 AM   #3265
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:41 PM   #3266
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^sublime

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I set the cat free.
I crank called 911.
I bit our landlord.
We can never go back.
We're free."
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:01 PM   #3267
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1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:05 AM   #3268
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:53 PM   #3269
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:54 PM   #3270
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The 16 year old made a trite silly statement to which a response was unnecessary. And it should go without saying that she could not have been referencing me since the color of my skin precludes me from being racist

I did not come in here to get involved in personal attacks. I would ask that people please refrain from doing so

your sarcasm and the other personal attacks in here are quite unfriendly.

The above statements were in fact made by me and were about me; They were not attempts to attack one specific individual as I am being attacked in here.

your opinion of my blackness has no merit

Your input is now being considered.

F..king racist hypocritical troll.
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