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Old 06-04-2004, 01:00 PM   #61
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Frozen brussel sprouts make ideal substitutes for children's hard candy
- and good and safe for their teeth too.
This tip brought to you by the American Dental Association...
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:04 PM   #62
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Dont believe them when they say there is no safe cigarette.
I have a pack of twenty Marlboro on my desk not hurting anyone.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:15 PM   #63
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Excessive amounts of alcohol do not impair your driving ability. It merely makes you invincible to everybody else's stupidity.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:18 PM   #64
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To avoid being hurt by a pelican, smoke crack.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:25 PM   #65
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To avoid being pecked by a seagull, smoke your crack.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:40 PM   #66
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To avoid being maimed by a parrot, crack your smoke.
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Old 06-04-2004, 02:26 PM   #67
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To crack avoidance by a seagull, maim a pelican.
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Old 06-04-2004, 02:28 PM   #68
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Crack sea...pelican..void...ummm..........YOU PARROT!!!
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Old 06-04-2004, 05:08 PM   #69
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you can prevent yourself from being assaulted by a police officer by assaulting him first.
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Old 06-04-2004, 05:10 PM   #70
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You can keep safe by either drawing or shaving a second pair of eyes into the back of your head and carrying a walkie-talkie at all times. It helps if you have a cool nic to go with the walkie-talkie, like Woodchuck or Grey Squirrel.
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