Introducing Mike Hunt (up to 3 sentences)

[1kookykat]

Instructions: Using 1 to 3 sentence paragraphs, say wonderful or outrageous things about the fabled Mike Hunt.

Never let on by referring to "he", "him", or "his"; Instead, it sounds much better if you say something like:

"Mike Hunt is famous the world over for blah, blah, blah..."

or,

"Blah, blah, blah are intimately familiar with Mike Hunt."

Get it? Here we go...

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the great honor of introducing a very special guest. Whether you have travelled from afar to be here tonight or you live right down the street, I'm sure you've heard many things about Mike Hunt. For Mike Hunt is that rare kind of gem that God blesses us with only once in several lifetimes.

[noxxville]

Throughout my long and traveled career, I have had the opportunity to work with some of the best and brightest. But one person puts all others to pasture. It is my great honor, neigh my distinct privilege, to introduce you to the single most dynamic individual our profession has ever seen, Mr. Mike Hunt.

[1kookykat]

Try again, noxx. Say "Mike Hunt" fast three times out loud and I'm sure you'll see what I mean.

I'll continue the introduction; maybe more people will catch on...

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the great honor of introducing a very special guest. Whether you have travelled from afar to be here tonight or you live right down the street, I'm sure you've heard many things about Mike Hunt. For Mike Hunt is that rare kind of gem that God blesses us with only once in several lifetimes.

I know you're all anxious to see Mike Hunt, but indulge me for just a few moments. The two of us go back quite a ways. I remember playing with Mike Hunt in the back alleys of Brooklyn when we were only twelve.

[noxxville]

Ladies and gentlemen, you are in the presence of greatness, you are in the presence of power, you are in the presnce of Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt has been all around the world and in the face of world leaders and dignitaries. All of them drool in the presnce of Mike Hunt. It's not hard to finger Mike Hunt, just look for a crowd of awestruck folks and you're sure to find Mike Hunt in the middle.


Better?? Man I'm slow today.

[nycwriters]

Mike Hunt one day met Amanda Huggnkiss.

[noxxville]

Everyone knows Mike Hunt. Just last week, there were three people playing with Mike Hunt in the movie theater. I've never seen people smile as much as when they're with Mike Hunt.

[Indigo]

Being in the photography business, we do alot of head shots for resumes and the like. One day last week, I worked exclusively with Mike Hunt!

In the Entertainment section of The Times next month, there will be a large spread of Mike Hunt, so we tried several poses, and I snapped hundreds of great pictures of Mike Hunt.

And after all that work the damned editor said the lip ring has to go!

[nycwriters]

Dick Hertz is scheduled to work with Hugh Jass and Mike Hunt on a new sequel movie which will be filmed in the area.

[noxxville]

If you kids can't play with Mike Hunt nice, don't play with Mike Hunt at all. Or Hugh Jass for that matter.

[Indigo]

Dick Hertz is scheduled to work with Hugh Jass and Mike Hunt on a new sequel movie which will be filmed in the area.

This takes on even more of a thrill as Domma Natrix will be directing the trio!

[1kookykat]

If anyone needs any details on that, just see Heywood Jablomie. But right now, I know you're all aching for me to bring out Mike Hunt.

[Indigo]

Webb Fingers here, with an up close and personal in depth interview with Mike Hunt. You can order your copy, just be sure to include a SASE marked:
Mike Hunt - Laying it All on the Table

[noxxville]

Mike Hunt has been very bad. What am I to do with Mike Hunt?

[nycwriters]

Introduce him to Hugh Jass.

[noxxville]

Hey, have you seen Mike Hunt? Or better yet, Heywood Jeblomie?