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Old 03-31-2004, 10:42 PM   #1
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Thumbs up BitchSlap!



In a shock announcement, broadly-lampooned, every-day-a-bad-hair-day, short-shorted fitness guru and secret Wing Chun grand master Richard Simmons allegedly opened a colossal can of righteous whupass on Chris Farney, a six-foot-one, 225-pound Harley Davidson salesman and part-time cage wrestler at Phoenix Sky Harbour International Airport earlier this week.

Farney was said to be 'asking for' the bitchslap, which was heard as far away as Tunisia.

Simmons, who can bench-press six times his own weight, was said to be 'emotional' after putting the smackdown on Farney's candy ***.

No, really.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...41simmons1.html

Following his arrest, a police strip search at the scene revealed that Richard Simmons, five-foot-seven and 155-pounds, apparently concentrates roughly 38% of his bodyweight in his low-hanging balls of solid steel.



HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
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Old 03-31-2004, 11:04 PM   #3
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HHAHAAHAHHA!!

Big ol Harley dude got bitchslapped by this guy!!!




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Old 04-01-2004, 02:52 AM   #4
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Old 04-01-2004, 04:46 AM   #6
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Old 04-01-2004, 04:49 AM   #7
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There used to be a goddamned-HIGHLARIOUS pic of him on his website. Him w/a bunch of balloons behind him & there was a green one next to his face that looked like a big green dildo.

I can't find the pic now.
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Old 04-01-2004, 05:21 AM   #8
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Old 04-04-2004, 09:05 PM   #9
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Couldn't you just imagine the scene there? It's almost as laughable as the time Boy George got into a bar fight. LMAO. By the way, Priceyfat, is Simmons' shirt just sagging in that picture, or does he have a tad bit of chub?
 
Old 04-29-2004, 07:31 PM   #10
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Couldn't you just imagine the scene there? It's almost as laughable as the time Boy George got into a bar fight. LMAO. By the way, Priceyfat, is Simmons' shirt just sagging in that picture, or does he have a tad bit of chub?
His shirt is sagging.

I'm more disturbed by the crotch-sweat stains.
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:17 AM   #11
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Your whole reality comes crashing down when Richard Sommons bitch slaps you.
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Old 05-02-2004, 07:48 PM   #12
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What do you want to bet that the guy on the receiving end of the bitchslap is seeing a shrink now?
"vhy are you heer meestor zmith?"
"Um, I got bitchslapped by Richard Simmons"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Zat ees a good von. No, really, vhy are you heer?"
 
 


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